The Best 15 Competitor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Competitor jokes. There are some competitor fedup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these competitor innovative puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Competitor Jokes and Puns

At the Olympics

At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS...

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.

He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.


Do you know what a true competitor is?

It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth.

Competitor joke, Do you know what a true competitor is?

TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor

At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.

In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote.

A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only...

I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only. I wanted to call it eFarmony, but I realized that there's a way better name.

Attractor. Where technology and love combine. Meet someone on a tractor.

What's Netflix's biggest competitor?


Competitor joke, What's Netflix's biggest competitor?

A deli's competitor falsely accused them of using expired cream cheese on their bagels.

It was all just a schmear campaign.

Pun comp

Last week I entered a pun competition. Each competitor had to come up with 10 puns. The judges would vote which pun was the best after 10 rounds. After all 10 rounds, do you know how many of mine won?

No pun in-ten-did.


I've started competing in discus meets

I almost won a trophy yesterday. I threw the discus really far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased. He said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials.

This Gus discussed his disgust on the discus.

In memory of my friend's Dad who passed yesterday. What is the definition of an avid competitor?

A man who finishes 1st and 3rd in a jerk-off competition.

Rest easy Mike, you'll be missed.

You can explore competitor wins reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean competitor contest dad jokes. There are also competitor puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What is an Olympic pre race pep talk for a French competitor?

Retreat that way!

George Bush and his competitor got into a fist fight...

I got to say, it was Al Gore...

What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons?

Helmets and Spades. Tee hee.

So I was gonna make a joke about how a black man was denied to be a competitor in NASCAR...

But it was a little too racy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the competitor competition jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working competitor rival piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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