Competitors Jokes
30 competitors jokes and hilarious competitors puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about competitors that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Competitors Short Jokes
Short competitors jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The competitors humour may include short compete jokes also.
- Let's discuss who the most hated world leader is as of now I think Putin just Trump-ed all of his competitors
- Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines ceo Oscar Munoz has stated... "Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".
- What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.
- At the Olympics At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole.
"Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?" - In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".
- Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics? Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
- I won an Iphone 13 in a race The other two competitors are: the owner of the phone and police officers
- What's the difference between the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presedential race? The Olympic competitors are qualified.
- A deli's competitor falsely accused them of using expired cream cheese on their bagels. It was all just a schmear campaign.
- YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them.
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Competitors One Liners
Which competitors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with competitors? I can suggest the ones about contestant and opponent.
- What do you call competitors of McDonald's? Arch enemies.
- What's Netflix's biggest competitor? Sleep
- Apple had to stop spying on its competitors... ...they had a lack of Intel.
- Treadmill sellers are stiff competitors. They give you a run for your money.
- Our government don't like thieves They hate competitors
- Why did the vacuum company get banned by its competitors? Performance enhancing rugs.
- What is an Olympic pre race pep talk for a French competitor? Retreat that way!
- George Bush and his competitor got into a fist fight... I got to say, it was Al Gore...
- How long is a professional food competitor's work shift? Ate hours!
- Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!
- Did you hear the name of Duracell's newest competitor? The NFL
- So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real d**....
- What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and s**.... Tee hee.
Comical Competitors Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about competitors you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rival jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make competitors pranks.
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS...
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.
He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.
It read… MAIN ENTRANCE.
TicketMaster was just fined $10 million for hacking into a competitor
At least they were told it would be $10 million, but when they went on the court's website to pay the fine, the site tacked on a bunch of "processing fees" and "venue charges" and the total came out to more like $15 million.
I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only...
I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only. I wanted to call it eFarmony, but I realized that there's a way better name.
Attractor. Where technology and love combine. Meet someone on a tractor.
A woman's swim team competitor was really upset by her recent loss at the Olympics.
It was during the breast s**... competition when she came in fourth place. She complained the other women were cheating because they were using their arms.
I've started competing in discus meets
I almost won a trophy yesterday. I threw the discus really far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased. He said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials.
This Gus discussed his disgust on the discus.
