The Best 11 Competitions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Competitions jokes. There are some competitions competitive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these competitions rivalry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Competitions Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the French fencer who frequently spent time in the USA for competitions?

He eventually applied for duel citizenship.

I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions

But they always end in a draw

I can't handle the pressure of competitions.

Even in eating races I choke!

Competitions joke, I can't handle the pressure of competitions.


How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.

What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!

What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.

And that sketching contest? A draw.

I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food.

But Fat is always winning.

I want to train a little person to be a champion of eating competitions. I've got him an outfitβ€”but what should I call him?

Gnome Chomsky

How often do fart competitions happen?


Competitions joke, How often do fart competitions happen?

My wife is really good when it comes to bread baking competitions

She's the real bread winner in our household

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember

There are lifeguards at olympic swimming competitions

During all future Olympic competitions...

I want there to be a regular person competing in every event as a benchmark, just so I know how Olympians compare to average people.

Why does the broom always win in competitions?

it usually ends up sweeping the floor wherever it goes.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the competitions atrophy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working competitions competition piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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