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Best Short Compete Jokes

These are our top compete puns. Have fun with a good compete joke in English with simple compete humour.

1. Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
2. I asked my German friend, What's a three letter word for compete? Friend: Vie.
   Me: Because I'm trying to finish a crossword.
3. Me to HR: Your careers page says the company offers "competitive salary". What does that mean exactly? HR: That means your salary will be competing with your bills.
4. Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
5. A lot of people are up in arms about the Olympians caught taking drugs to compete. Honestly I'm proud of them, and what they can do. Last time I did drugs I could barely tie my shoe.
6. What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game
7. The question was never whether Trump would be indicted.... But is he competent enough to be tried as an adult?
8. Two slice of bread are competing to see who would stay fresh the longest. It ended in a stalemate.
9. A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: "your word is 'inward' ".... Spelling bee contestant: "N-I-G-G..."
   Moderator: "Jesus no, stop please! "
10. Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these compete jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of compete puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Compete One Liners

Which compete dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with compete?

1. Last week I competed in the World tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
2. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
3. If procrastination were an olympic sport I'd compete in it later.
4. Why couldn't the Bicycle compete in the Tricycle race? Because it was two-tired.
5. Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
6. I would give an arm and a leg... to compete at the paralympics.
7. My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with.
8. What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in? Smelterweight.
9. To enter a competition for bad handwriting first you must be illegible to compete
10. How do the transgender compete? They Drag Race.
11. How did the African island compete with Tesla? Madagascar.
12. Im opening a Russian import store to compete with Bed, Bath & Beyond. Lenins & more
13. Why does USA have hard time competing in chess tournaments? They are missing two towers
14. People competing in a staring contest... ..could lose it in the blink of an eye.
15. Russian athletes in Olympics wont compete under their flag So the tradition continues...

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