Compensation Jokes
10 compensation jokes and hilarious compensation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compensation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Have you had to walk 500 miles and then you been advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call Pro Claimers now.
Have you had to walk 500 miles?
Were you encouraged to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation
Call the pro claimers now
A huge crab walks into a bar...
...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me within one minute of ordering, and at a temperature of between 6-9 degrees Celsius. The beer should be served in a clean, cold glass and a beer mat must be provided. If the quality of the provided beer does not meet my high standards, you must agree to refund the full amount charged, and provide any additional financial compensation for any discomfort, stress or time wasted."
The barman looks at the crab and says, "why the big clause?"
For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
Man, horses must really hate us.
The eyebrows agree that they deserve a raise
The eyebrows agree that they deserve a raise.
They say to the man, "hey, we've done exactly what you've asked for years with little compensation. We deserve a raise!"
The man looked surprised.
The eyebrows said, "Thank you."
A friend just got an intellectual property lawsuit filed against him.
He told a «your mother» joke to someone, and the target of it claimed he'd come up with that joke first, and demanded compensation.
I have no idea which way it'll swing, but I'm gonna bring popcorn to the trial where a judge decided whether someone's mother is fair use or public domain…
Have you walked 500 miles?
Have you walked 500 miles?
Have you been asked to walk 500 more?
You may be entitled to compensation!!!
For your free no obligation quote call the Pro-Claimers now!!
What sort of compensation do you get from a p**...?
A going down payment
Socrates once said the love of pedagogy should inspire all those that teach to do so without compensation
He was poisoned by the Greek Teachers Union
As compensation for their appalling behaviour, United Airlines are going to sponsor a lot more community sports and activities
Their first project will be Drag Racing
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