JokoJokes

Compelling Jokes

6 compelling jokes and hilarious compelling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compelling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Compelling Jokes With Friends




Uproarious Compelling Jokes to Share with Friends

What is a good compelling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan?

The power of crust compels you.

Hemingway wrote an emotionally compelling story using only six words. I can do it with four.

"c**... for sale: Used"

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.

They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome

I call it photosynthesneeze


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about compelling can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of compelling puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share These Compelling Jokes With Friends