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Top 10 of the Funniest Compatible Jokes and Puns
If animal organs were compatible with humans...
Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked.
Your cat would show up one morning with 37 kidneys in a sack and tell you to pick one.
Hey, boss, my salary is not compatible with my skills!
I know that, but I can't let you starve to death
At first, I wasn't sure if my wife and I would be sexually compatible, but she assured me she knew what I would like. She was right...
...she had me pegged from the start.
My Ex and i weren't compatible,
i'm an Aquarius and she was a bitch.
A man and woman get a divorce.
They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.
The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.
The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.
She says the compatibility is just too good that they even like the same men.
My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone
I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
What do you call a gay robot?
Backwards Compatible!
How many Mac owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He or she just stands there holding the bulb out waiting for the world to revolve around them..... or goes out and buys an adapter first to make the bulb compatible!
Backwards Compatibility.
People hated on the new console generation because they weren't backwards compatible, the Internet practically crucified Sony and Microsoft. But really people have always been like this.
Did you see what they did to that Jesus guy when he announced Christianity was no longer backwards compatible with Judaism?
Since you can get on the train from any station
Does that make them compatible across platforms?
What do slutty women and Windows have in common?
They're both backwards compatible.
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What's the difference between JPop and KPop?
JPop isn't compatible with Keurig brand coffemakers.
What's the sign most of people are compatible With?
The dollar sign
Back in 1999 I saw a couple of computer programmers in a sex shop. I asked them, "Hey, are you two K-Y compatible?"
A bystander offered to give a bleeding man some blood.
When the EMTs asked him if he was sure his blood was compatible, he replied,
"O, positive."
What do you get when you cross a shark and an alligator?
Nothing, they're not genetically compatible.
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