Compatibility Jokes
28 compatibility jokes and hilarious compatibility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compatibility that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Compatibility Short Jokes
Short compatibility jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compatibility humour may include short jokes also.
- Hey, boss, my salary is not compatible with my skills! I know that, but I can't let you starve to death
- My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
- Since you can get on the train from any station Does that make them compatible across platforms?
- What's the difference between JPop and kpop? JPop isn't compatible with Keurig brand coffemakers.
- A bystander offered to give a bleeding man some blood. When the EMTs asked him if he was sure his blood was compatible, he replied,
"O, positive." - What do you get when you cross a shark and an alligator? Nothing, they're not genetically compatible.
- I worry that my new girlfriend and I aren't compatible at the moment. Until I get a better pump.
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Compatibility One Liners
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- What's the sign most of people are compatible With? The dollar sign
- Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
- My Ex and i weren't compatible, i'm an Aquarius and she was a b**....
- What do you call a gay robot? Backwards Compatible!
- What do s**... women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible.
Compatibility Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about compatibility you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compatibility pranks.
If animal organs were compatible with humans...
Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked.
Your cat would show up one morning with 37 kidneys in a sack and tell you to pick one.
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At first, I wasn't sure if my wife and I would be s**... compatible, but she assured me she knew what I would like. She was right...
...she had me pegged from the start.
A man and woman get a divorce.
They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.
The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.
The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.
She says the compatibility is just too good that they even like the same men.
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God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations.
God and Jesus are playing a game on their PlayStations. Jesus gets a text from l**... that he wants to join them online. Jesus asks God if that's okay. God knows that it won't work because l**... plays on X-box.
He tells Jesus that l**... isn't cross-compatible.
How many Mac owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He or she just stands there holding the bulb out waiting for the world to revolve around them..... or goes out and buys an adapter first to make the bulb compatible!
Backwards Compatibility.
People hated on the new console generation because they weren't backwards compatible, the Internet practically crucified Sony and Microsoft. But really people have always been like this.
Did you see what they did to that Jesus guy when he announced Christianity was no longer backwards compatible with Judaism?
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Back in 1999 I saw a couple of computer programmers in a s**... shop. I asked them, "Hey, are you two K-Y compatible?"
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe as his boss lectured and answered difficult questions about the nature of things and the meaning of life.
Then, one day, the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for just one evening. The philosopher agreed, and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well.
However, when the time came for questions, someone at the back of the room asked him, "Is the epistemological meta-narrative that you seem to espouse compatible with a teleological account of the universe?"
"That's an extremely simple question," he replied. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer it."
Tech Companies are getting into Showers.
A Google shower would make you sign in to Google+, track how many times per day you shower, then sell it to advertisers.
A Facebook shower would have a camera watch you so you can share it with your friends
An Apple shower would only work with an obscure showerhead that uses a non-standard connection, would be no longer supported after 5 years, and would force you to buy a new home to upgrade.
A Linux shower would require that you first spend 40 years becoming a master plumber, carpenter, engineer, and electrician, renovate your entire house from the ground up to install it, and would not be compatible with your utility company's water.
The Cask of Amor-illado.
A man and woman are involved in a severe car accident. Although the cars are totaled, they both crawl out of the wreckage, each without a scratch. The man immediately starts swearing. Women are the worst drivers on earth! They shouldn't be given driver's licenses!
The woman sighs and points to the wreckage. Look at our cars. Completely destroyed, yet we are unhurt...it must be a sign from God. He's telling us the sexes should be compatible, and live in peace together.
Swayed by this profound sentiment, the man pauses and replies, "Maybe you're right...it could be a sign from God. Then he shakes his head. You're still at fault in this accident! Women shouldn't be allowed to drive!
The woman smiles evenly and says, But look here--another miracle. Although my car was completely destroyed, this bottle of red wine escaped, uninjured. Surely God wants us to drink this wine together, to celebrate our good fortune.
With a generous nod, she hands the bottle to the man. The man shrugs, accepts the wine and drains half of it immediately--in one long, glorious draught. With a dramatic flourish, he passes the bottle back to his new spiritual companion. The woman puts the cap back on and drops it in her handbag, zipping it tightly.
The man glances at her. Aren't you having any?
No…think I'll just wait for the police...
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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
“I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.”
The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.”
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.”
She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.