Following is our collection of funny Compassionate jokes. There are some compassionate mutual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compassionate mercy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
His golfing buddy says "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very compassionate and kind man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 25 years."
Clutching his hands together, he was crying "Oh why did you die? Oh why did you die?!"
A compassionate man passing by said
"Who was that, your wife?"
The man said "No, my wife's first husband."
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
So she ordered me to sleep on the floor.
Compassionate.
because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
Because most of those men already have boyfriends.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the compassionate heartfelt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working compassionate kinder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.