Compassionate Jokes

Following is our collection of hearted puns and mutual one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Compassionate jokes for adults, dirty manner jokes and clean mercy dad gags for kids.

The Best Compassionate Puns

Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in respect.

His golfing buddy says "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very compassionate and kind man."

The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 25 years."

How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend

My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".

Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".

To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.

My wife was arguing that women are naturally more compassionate and selfless creatures. I asked her to show me proof.

So she ordered me to sleep on the floor.

What do you call a really nice sex addict?

Compassionate.

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays,

because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.


Why can't most women find a man that's compassionate, funny, caring, kind, loving and good-looking?

Because most of those men already have boyfriends.

There is an abundance of heartfelt jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and compassionate puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kinder witze you can hear about compassionate.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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