Compassionate Jokes
5 compassionate jokes and hilarious compassionate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compassionate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing Compassionate Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What is a good compassionate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a f**... procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in respect.
His golfing buddy says "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very compassionate and kind man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 25 years."
A soldier asked his CO for compassionate leave saying his wife was going to have a baby.
When the soldier returned from leave, his CO asked him, "Well, was it a boy or a girl?"
"Sir!", the soldier replied. "It takes months!"
A man gets on a bus, with both his front pants pockets filled with golf b**...
He sit's down next to a beautiful blonde woman.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his obviously bulging pants.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he turns to her & says, It's golf b**....
The blonde looked at him compassionately and said:
Oh you poor thing. I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow
A man is standing in front of a grave
Clutching his hands together, he was crying "Oh why did you die? Oh why did you die?!"
A compassionate man passing by said
"Who was that, your wife?"
The man said "No, my wife's first husband."
How NOT to cheer up your overweight girlfriend
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
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