Following is our collection of hearted puns and mutual one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Compassionate jokes for adults, dirty manner jokes and clean mercy dad gags for kids.
His golfing buddy says "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very compassionate and kind man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 25 years."
My girlfriend was sad one day, and exclaimed "I look like a huge whale".
Being the compassionate caring man that I am, I said "no you don't, you're more like a medium-sized seal".
To my surprise she was not amused, or comforted.
So she ordered me to sleep on the floor.
Compassionate.
because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
Because most of those men already have boyfriends.
There is an abundance of heartfelt jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and compassionate puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kinder witze you can hear about compassionate.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.