Compassion Jokes

Following is our collection of sympathy puns and compassionate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Compassion jokes for adults, dirty empathy jokes and clean confess dad gags for kids.

The Best Compassion Puns

The Wisdom of an Older Man

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a pretty woman, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''

Vatican to elevate pope Francis to sainthood-report

Reports are emerging from the vatican that the current pope will be recommended for sainthood due to his compassion for his fellow man. When asked about the holy father's reaction, a vatican official said, 'In keeping with modern times, the pontiff would like to be the patron saint of email, St.Francis of a cc'

What do you call a fruit that understands you?

A compassion fruit

How do you call a camel with 3 humps?

With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.

There is an abundance of freely jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and compassion puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any uneasy witze you can hear about compassion.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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