The Best 34 Compass Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Compass jokes. There are some compass sudan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compass rower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Compass Jokes and Puns
Hey girl, are you a broken compass?
Because I'm not really sure where I'm going with this
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the police on suspicion of terrorism..
The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack. The guy obliges. In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught in procession of weapons of math instruction!"
The other day I got lost in the Jungle, but luckily I had a compass with me...
So I was able to draw perfect circles with a pencil.
Where do grammar Nazis fall on the political compass?
Alt-Write
The other day I got lost in the jungle but luckily I had a compass
So i was able to draw perfect circles with a pencil
Breaking news: A teacher was arrested for carrying a protractor, a compass and a divider.
The cited reason for the arrest was: " He was carrying weapons of math instruction".
Day 20: Still lost at sea.
Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a compass protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy leg man
I used to have this amazing device that would lead me to the most delicious mushrooms
But now it seems i've lost my Morel Compass
My dad said he unscrambled a word out of the directions on his compass.
That's news.
Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?
The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.
Did you hear about the mushroom hunter who was terrible at finding edible mushrooms, so would resort to stealing them from the baskets of other hunters?
He had no morel compass.
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What do you call a crocodile with a map and compass ?
A navigator.
Lebron's life is like one big compass...
He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
What's the plural of compass?
This one's best if you say it out loud.
What's the plural of octopus?
Octopi.
What's the plural of compass?
Cumpie.
Fun facts about England
Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
My compass broke on a hiking trip.
It went south very quickly.
If I'm honest...
I don't know where I'd be without my compass.
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the Police on suspicion of terrorism
A guy carrying a backpack gets stopped by the Police on suspicion of terrorism.
The Police officer asks him to let him check his backpack. The guy obliges.
In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught in possession of weapons of maths instruction!"
What do you call a broken compass?
Safari.
Two people are putting together a compass
One of them says, "Okay, I got the North part here, South here, and East right here". Then the other guy says, "where's the West of it?"
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
I've never supported the study of the moral compass.
It's just con science.
A man was stopped in LAX for carrying a protractor, a compass, and a ruler...
He was charged with carrying instruments of math instruction.
Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
Because every direction is south.
How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?
Because they're all graduated.
I met a guy who'd told me he had stolen a compass recently.
I told him that he was going down the wrong direction.
What did the compass say to the confused magnetic poles on Earth?
There's no point
What's the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?
Boat a compass and keeping your berings strait.
Why did East Germany have a drafting compass on their flag?
So that you could draw the direction the country was going.
What compass can help you even when it is broken?
A moral compass
How can you use a banana as a compass?
Place a banana on the Colombia and Venezuela border. The bitten end would point East.
In the middle of the sea, All I am left with in this boat is a brocken compass.
I cant even draw perfect circles.
My moral compass is broken...
...so I got an ethical GPS instead. It gives lousy directions but I always end up meeting the nicest people.
Why is the California golden gate bridge a great compass?
It is collapsible
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