The Best 19 Compartment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Compartment jokes. There are some compartment choo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compartment uneasy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Compartment Jokes and Puns

To get around emission rules Volkswagen has a new prototype

The vehicle directs the exaust gas into the passanger compartment.

To be fair Israel was not the best test market.

A teenager gets pulled over for speeding...

The cop says "License and Registration please."

As the teenager is grabbing it out of the glove compartment, the cop then says, "Ya know, I've been waiting for a stupid kid like you all day."

The teenager says, "Well officer, I got here as quick as I could."

Princess Diana had dandruff.

Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Compartment joke, Princess Diana had dandruff.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Two middle aged men went to the gym for a workout.

As they undressed beforehand, the first man was stunned to see the second wearing a corset beneath his shirt.

"Since when have you started wearing that?" asked the first man.

The second man replied "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment."


A cop pulls over a woman

The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"

The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."

The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"

She says "Absolutely nothing."

During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to "place all loose objects in the overhead compartment"

So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment.

Compartment joke, During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to "place all loose objects in the over

How did we know about Princess Diana's Obsession with her hair?

They found Head and shoulders in the glove compartment of her car.

They say that Princess Diana gave her heart to the people.

They were wrong, the coroner found it in the glove compartment

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your glove compartment?

Emmanuel.

Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers

"Since when do you wear womens pants?"

"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"

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My auto mechanic offered to give me the good news first:

"Your glove compartment and sun visors are in excellent condition."

A man in a bra.

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.

Till this day, she is still laughing

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.

Facing the consequences

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.

I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon.

I bet the glove compartment is absolutely killer.

Compartment joke, I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon.

Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace panties.

"Since when do you wear womens pants?"

"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"

Two long time friends meet at the gym.

After they finish working out they go into the locker room to shower and change clothes. One guy looks over and sees his friend putting on a thong and he says since when do you wear women's underwear? The other guy says since my wife found them in the glove compartment.

Two men meet at the gym

Two men meet at the gym to work out, they haven't been able to since COVID. Afterwards they're in the locker room changing when one of them looks over and notices his friend putting on women's underwear. Since when do you wear women's underwear, he asked? Since my wife found them in the glove compartment.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the compartment monorail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working compartment locker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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