Compartment Jokes
25 compartment jokes and hilarious compartment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about compartment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Compartment Short Jokes
Short compartment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The compartment humour may include short chamber jokes also.
- Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers "Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" - A man in a bra. A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
- Facing the consequences A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
- Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
- A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
- How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
- Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff? I didn't know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
- How did we know about Princess Diana's Obsession with her hair? They found Head and shoulders in the glove compartment of her car.
- I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon. I bet the glove compartment is absolutely killer.
- My auto mechanic offered to give me the good news first: "Your glove compartment and sun visors are in excellent condition."
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Compartment One Liners
Which compartment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with compartment? I can suggest the ones about pocket and vessel.
- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your glove compartment? Emmanuel.
Great Compartment Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about compartment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trunk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make compartment pranks.
4 catholic priests are sharing a private compartment on a train
They decided to confess their biggest flaw to each other.
The first priest confesses that he spends most of the church money on booze.
The second priest explains that he blows the church collection betting on horses.
The third priest confesses that he spends the church takings on drugs.
They have opened their souls and revealed their deepest secrets. They look to the last priest and he says "I am a gossip and I can't wait to get off this train".
A teenager gets pulled over for speeding...
The cop says "License and Registration please."
As the teenager is grabbing it out of the glove compartment, the cop then says, "Ya know, I've been waiting for a s**... kid like you all day."
The teenager says, "Well officer, I got here as quick as I could."
A cop pulls over a woman
The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"
The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."
The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"
She says "Absolutely nothing."
Two middle aged men went to the gym for a workout.
As they undressed beforehand, the first man was stunned to see the second wearing a corset beneath his shirt.
"Since when have you started wearing that?" asked the first man.
The second man replied "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
A vulture walked into an airplane,
dragging some mangled roadkill in its beak. The stewardess looks down in distaste, and asks Wouldn't you prefer to put that in the checked luggage compartment?
And the vulture said No thanks. It's carrion.
A conversation in the train compartment of a speedtrain
"What are you chewing on all the time?"
"Apple cores."
"And what's that good for?"
"It promotes intelligence."
"I see, can you give me four of those, too?"
"Gladly. Four pieces cost eight Dollars."
The passenger pays and gets the kernels.
After chewing for a while, he says:
"But for eight Dollar I could have bought lots of apples!"
"You see, the cores are already working!"
Two men meet at the gym
Two men meet at the gym to work out, they haven't been able to since COVID. Afterwards they're in the locker room changing when one of them looks over and notices his friend putting on women's underwear. Since when do you wear women's underwear, he asked? Since my wife found them in the glove compartment.
Two long time friends meet at the gym.
After they finish working out they go into the locker room to shower and change clothes. o**... looks over and sees his friend putting on a thong and he says since when do you wear women's underwear? The other guy says since my wife found them in the glove compartment.
A group of passengers are riding the bus to work…
Suddenly, the engine splutters and the bus grinds to a halt at the side of the road. The driver gets out, opens the engine compartment, and peers inside, cursing and swearing.
After a while the passengers get restless. A woman pulls a small toolkit out of her purse, gets up and goes outside, and sees the driver frantically trying to reattach a loose electrical cable with his fingers.
Would you like a screwdriver, she asks.
I'd love one, he replies, but we're ten minutes late already !
Train ride
A man and a woman share sleeping compartment on a train ride.
The woman flirts with the man, and after a while, says she's cold and asks if he could please give her a blanket, as he's in the lower bunk.
The man smiles at her and asks: Hey, how about if we play we are a married couple on a train ride . Sure! , she eagerly replies.
Man: So get the blanket yourself!
Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace p**....
"Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
A man was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized bag in the plane.
Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to put his bag in the overhead compartment.
"Do you always carry such heavy luggage", she asked.
"No more", the man replied. "Next time, I would be riding in the bag and my partner can buy the ticket".
Till this day, she is still laughing
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to "place all loose objects in the overhead compartment"
So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment.
