The Best 6 Comparisons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comparisons jokes. There are some comparisons abomination jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comparisons analogy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comparisons Jokes and Puns

After only a week of dating my girlfriend broke up with me because she doesn't like my comparisons...

I feel worst than a turkey sandwich on a yacht.

The comparisons between Trump and Hitler are a bit unfair...

...Hitler actually achieved his goals.

Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in?

He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz.

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are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.

When your not clever enough for metaphors...

I've found literal comparisons make great fact similes.


Coming up with original comparisons is hard.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comparisons comparable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comparisons tsm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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