Comparison Jokes
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Short comparison jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comparison humour may include short compared jokes also.
- Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to orange.
- Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.
- I heard someone compare African countries to trashcans I don't think that's a good comparison. My trashcan has food in it.
- Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price I learned this on a price comparison site.
- I was trying to think of past Republicans similar to Marjorie Taylor Greene But they just Palin comparison.
- A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts. - i recently got a newer, smaller bucket to replace my old one it really pails in comparison
- The average women.. The average women reads 18 books a year. The average man reads 12.
It's really not a fair comparison though....Cook books are shorter. - Apparently, France still leads the US in total executions performed. However, I don't think that's a fair comparison as France got a head start.
- What's the difference between a bucket and a tub? For starters, the bucket pails in comparison.
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Comparison One Liners
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- Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison
- My new bucket really does its job well. My old one pails in comparison.
- My cow has a new favourite drinking bucket. The old one is just pail in comparison.
- Why did some White people back then hate Black people? Because they're pale in comparison
- Car analogies are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.
- Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby. One rather pales in comparison.
- Coming up with original comparisons is hard.
- What pales in comparison to a lie? A white lie.
- Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
- Why do men want to marry a v**...? To avoid criticism and comparison.
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What funny jokes about comparison you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean equality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comparison pranks.
Make me happy and sad with one sentence
A wife and a husband lies in bed and the man asks : wife, I bet you can't make me with one sentence happy and sad at the same time...
The wife replies that's easy : in comparison to all your best friends you have the biggest one 😅
A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
After only a week of dating my girlfriend broke up with me because she doesn't like my comparisons...
I feel worst than a turkey sandwich on a yacht.
People say you can't compare apples to oranges...
... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though.
The comparisons between Trump and h**... are a bit unfair...
...h**... actually achieved his goals.
A new poll says 69% of Americans support Medicare-for-All...
...which pales in comparison to the 100% of Americans who support 69 for All
Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in?
He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz.
Three people today told me that I look like Justin Timberlake
Guess they were pretty nsync with that comparison.
Le'veon Bell is a famous football player,
However his fame fails in comparison to his older brother, Taco.
Bait and switch comparison
Whats the difference between The Lord of the Rings and the Bible? One's a fantasy novel written about a man saving all of humanity from an omniscient evil presence and the other has hobbits.
Did you hear about the Albino impressionist?
Of course, her impressions always pale in comparison to the real thing
