Company Director Jokes
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A young lad sees the Director of the company he works at park up in a brand new Aston Martin.
'Nice car' says the lad.
The Director looks at him coolly on the eye and says 'See this lad, if you work hard, do loads of unpaid hours and consistently exceed your punishing sales targets, well lad, this time next year ...... I can buy another one.'
What do directors of companies do when they have nothing to do?
They go to the Board room!
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The Secretary!
The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.
Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked,
"Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"
"No, certainly not."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.
"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."
"You'd swear to that?"
"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."
"Great !! Then you fire her......!"
Budgeting costs
The Italian government was getting ready to invest in a new software that would help them become more efficient. Three companies put bids forth and they turned out to be from different countries: China, Germany and Russia.
The Chinese bid was $1 million, which was quite cheap. The German bid was for $2 million. So, the project director brings them in, to question them why there was such substantial difference. The Germans explained that German engineering produces higher quality products, unlike the Chinese who create buggy software.
The Russians had bid $3 million. Well, they got brought in as well, and were told that the Chinese had bid $1 million and the Germans $2 million, and asked why was their bid so much more.
The Russian representative says: It's $1 million for you, $1 million for us and $1 million for the Chinese.
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