Companionship Jokes

Following is our collection of companion humor and exotic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Companionship puns for adults, dirty betta jokes or clean lonely gags for kids.

There is an abundance of animals jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on companionship. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any female witze you can hear about companionship.

The Best jokes about Companionship

A couple are in bed...

Laying in bed, a husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"

"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."

"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?"

"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would have to."

"What about playing golf, would you play golf with him?"

"I love golf, so sure, I would play golf with him."

"Would he use my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"

Newspaper personal advertisement section:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Will lick you all over. Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

*Over the week over 1,500 men from all over the country called for Daisy the Black Labrador Retriever.*

What do you call a bisexual man who can't find companionship?

Living bi himself

What kind of ship carries a company's onions?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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