The Best 15 Compact Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Compact jokes. There are some compact compactor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these compact porche puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Compact Jokes and Puns

Are you Blonde?

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, "Uhh, what are they again?"

The blond cop replies, "Ugh. It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it." "Oh yeah," says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, "I'm sorry ma'am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over."

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license.

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The blond starts looking through her car then asks, "Uhh, what are they again?"

The blond cop replies, "Ugh. It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it."

"Oh yeah," says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over.

The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, "I'm sorry ma'am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over."

Compact joke, A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license.

My wife said "If we ever win the lottery, I want you to buy me something compact, shiny, and can go from 0 to 200 in three seconds. I figured why wait, so surprised her that night.....

... with a shiny new bathroom scale.

Two Blondes on a Street

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde speeder. "Can I see your licence ma'am?"

"My what?" says the driver.

"Your licence," says the cop, "It's the little square thing that has your picture on it."

"Oh!" says the driver and hands over her compact.

The cop takes one look and says, "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am. I didn't realize you were a cop."

A blonde driver and a blonde cop....

A blonde woman is speeding down the highway and gets pulled over by a blonde cop, the cop goes up to the blonde's window and says "I need to see your license ma'am." The driver says she doesn't know what that is and the lady officer says "It's that little thing in your purse with your face in it." The driver pulls out her compact mirror and holds it up to the cop, "You mean this?" The blonde cop looks at the mirror and says, "I'm so sorry ma'am, I didn't know you were a cop, have a nice day."

Compact joke, A blonde driver and a blonde cop....

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding

Officer, "May I see your licence?
Lady, "What does it look like?"
Officer, "Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

Of course.

Two blondes are walking along and they find a compact (for make-up) on the sidewalk.

The first blonde picks it up, opens it and looks in the little mirror.

Oh! , she says. This person looks very familiar!

The other blonde grabs the compact, looks in the mirror and says,
Well of course, you dummy. It's ME!

Two blondes walking

Two blondes were walking down the street when the came across a compact mirror laying on the sidewalk. One of the blondes picked the mirror up and looked in it. She said, "man, this chick looks familiar." The other blonde grabs the mirror, looks in it, and replied "you idiot, that's me."

At the airport check-in counter

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.

The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them for sitting together.

"Sweetie," the woman replied, "I've just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I *know* what I'm requesting!"

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The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"

The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."

The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.

The policewoman looks at it and says "Yeah, that's it. Oh, sorry, if I'd known you were a policewoman, I wouldn't have stopped you."

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

Why did the chiropractor throw away his iPod?

He only likes compact discs!

What do you get when you drive a german compact car through a hail storm?

A Volkswagen Golf ball.

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