The Best 19 Commute Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commute jokes. There are some commute retirement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commute carpool puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commute Jokes and Puns

Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009...

They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.

Me: Boss, I'm sorry I am late. I was having computer issues.

Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my computer.

My wife work remotely from our bedroom. My kids study remotely from their rooms. I work remotely from basement...

I just realized that I'm the only one who has to commute to work

Commute joke, My wife work remotely from our bedroom. My kids study remotely from their rooms. I work remotely fro

how does trump commute to work each day?

by walking the fascist way possible!

According to a recent medical study, masturbation helps to ease congestion.

The traffic cops on my afternoon commute did not agree, however.


Me: I am sorry I am late. I was having computer issues.

Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.

Did you hear about the bomb blast in Pakistan?

Apparently the terrorists were tired of the commute and wanted to work from home for a while

Commute joke, Did you hear about the bomb blast in Pakistan?

Did you hear about the magician's commute from work

When he got home, he turned into his driveway!

What did the robot say to his wife when she asked him to take the bus to work?

DOES NOT COMMUTE!

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I'm not sure if people don't sit next to me on the train because I'm black, or because I look Muslim. It's a win for me either way.

Which baseball player has the shortest commute?

The catcher, he only works from home.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why is it impossible to hastily commute whilst abstaining from ingesting food or beverage and surrounded by foes?

Because you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

I got fired from work today.

Trebuchets have really come a long way, and it beats the typical 30-minute commute from my work to home.

I was running late this morning to I took my weet box to eat on my commute to work. In my tired state I hopped on the wrong bus which instead of taking me to work went hurtling through space.

I accidentally had gotten on the Universal Cereal Bus.

Commute joke, I was running late this morning to I took my weet box to eat on my commute to work. In my tired stat

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

I share a commute with three friends.

Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river.

Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commute tyred jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commute everyday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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