Commute Jokes

Funniest Commute Short Jokes

Short commute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The commute humour may include short carpool jokes also.

1. Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
2. Me: Boss, I'm sorry I am late. I was having computer issues. Boss: Hard drive?
   Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my computer.
3. Me: Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues. Boss: Hard drive?
   Me: The commute was fine. It's my laptop.
4. My wife work remotely from our bedroom. My kids study remotely from their rooms. I work remotely from basement... I just realized that I'm the only one who has to commute to work
5. Me: I am sorry I am late. I was having computer issues. Boss: Hard drive?
   Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
6. Did you hear about the bomb blast in Pakistan? Apparently the terrorists were tired of the commute and wanted to work from home for a while
7. When I bought a fixed gear bike last summer, people called me a hipster. Commuting to work today in the snow, I finally understood why. I only liked riding my bike before it was cool.
8. What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters.
9. Did you hear about the magician's commute from work When he got home, he turned into his driveway!
10. What did the robot say to his wife when she asked him to take the bus to work? DOES NOT COMMUTE!

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Commute One Liners

Which commute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with commute? I can suggest the ones about shuttle and bus ride.

1. how does trump commute to work each day? by walking the fascist way possible!
2. It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot.
3. Which baseball player has the shortest commute? The catcher, he only works from home.
4. Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work? Because it wouldn't commute!
5. What's the similarity between a Cubs fan and a daily commuter? They both take the L.
6. How many commutative groups are there? Abelian
7. How do people with injured hands commute to work? Carpool tunnels
8. What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!
9. What do you call a comrade on his way to work? A commuter
10. Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC
11. Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!
12. What do you call a mathematician who rides a train to work? Abelian, because he commutes
13. What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators
14. What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients.
15. You don't have to worry about me commuting s**.... It's the last thing I'll ever do.

Amusing Commute Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about commute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean public transportation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make commute pranks.