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Short communist russia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The communist russia humour may include short in communist russia jokes also.

  1. My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia. I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.
  2. Do you know why the communist takeover of russia lasted more than a year? It took more than one revolution.
  3. Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China:
    Soviet reply:
    Communist China:
  4. Why are Democrats so upset about Russian interference? Because Russia is no longer communist.
  5. How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws YOU!

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Communist Russia One Liners

Which communist russia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with communist russia? I can suggest the ones about soviet russia and communist.

  1. What type of fabric does communist Russia use? Lenin.
  2. Why was the communist so fast? He was russian.
    (I know that russia isn't communist)
  3. What did a blind man tell another blind man? GO BACK TO RUSSIA YOU COMMUNIST SCUMBAG!

Hilarious Communist Russia Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about communist russia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communist party jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make communist russia pranks.

I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle

So I say to my wife "It's raining" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) "Actually, I think it's snowing".
This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
He glances over and replies, "raining, ofcourse".
I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, "See, Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"

I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia...

[Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union]
Have you tried Stalin bacon before?
*I'm not sure.. I don't think so...*
Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.

Communist Russia wins the space race

Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon?
Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade!
Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon?
Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!

A Communist Party Official named Rudolph in Soviet Russia went for a walk...

He and his wife are walking outside when it starts to precipitate.
"Oh look, Rudolph," says his wife. "It's snowing!"
"That's rain, honey," says Rudolph.
"No, no, no, that's definitely snow," says his wife.
To this, he replies with "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

A couple is walking in communist Russia...

They feel a slight precipitation.
"Is it raining?" Said the husband.
"No, its snowing." Said the wife.
"How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always."
"Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, comrades." Officer Rudolph says as he walks off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
My 11 year old cousin has been telling this joke to anybody with ears.