Communist Cat Jokes
36 communist cat jokes and hilarious communist cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about communist cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Communist Cat Short Jokes
Short communist cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The communist cat humour may include short communist jokes also.
- What did a communist name their cat? Lady Mao
- what did the kitty cat say to the communist dictator after having it's entire heritage wiped off the face of the map? Mao
- I think my cat is a paranoid Chinese communist
- Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao
- Cats are communists. I mean, really, why else would they go around saying "Mao Mao Mao?"
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Communist Cat One Liners
Which communist cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with communist cat? I can suggest the ones about communist party and cat fur.
- I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
- I think my cat is a communist. When I say "Who is a good boy!" He says "Mao".
- I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao
- What did the communist cat say? Mao
- I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying "Mao"
- all cats are communist they just wont stop talking about mao.
- what does a communist cat say? Mao
- I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao...
- I think my cat is a communist She won't stop saying Mao
- Guys, I think my cat is a communist! He won't stop talking about Mao!
- I think my cat's a communist. He always talks about Mao.
- What do you call a communist cat? Mao
- Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong
- What do communist cats say? OuroW
- What do you call a communist cat? Meow Zedong
Communist Cat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about communist cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communist russia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make communist cat pranks.
A fascist, liberal, and communist start arguing who's got a better ideology
To settle their argument, they decide to see whose ideology can make a cat eat mustard.
Fascist takes a spoonful of mustard and forcefully shoves it down the cat's t**....
Liberal puts mustard between two pieces of tasty meat and thus tricks the cat into eating it.
Communist smears mustard below the cat's tail. Poor animal starts meowing and tries to lick it off. Communist says: Note, it's eating mustard voluntarily and with a cheerful song!