Communist Cat Jokes
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I think my cats are communists
They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
I think my cat is a communist.
When I say "Who is a good boy!" He says "Mao".
What did the communist cat say?
Mao
I think my cat is a communist.
He keeps saying "Mao"
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all cats are communist
they just wont stop talking about mao.
What do communist cats say?
OuroW
What do you call a communist cat?
Meow Zedong
What did a communist name their cat?
Lady Mao
I think my cat is a paranoid Chinese communist
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A fascist, liberal, and communist start arguing who's got a better ideology
To settle their argument, they decide to see whose ideology can make a cat eat mustard.
Fascist takes a spoonful of mustard and forcefully shoves it down the cat's t**....
Liberal puts mustard between two pieces of tasty meat and thus tricks the cat into eating it.
Communist smears mustard below the cat's tail. Poor animal starts meowing and tries to lick it off. Communist says: Note, it's eating mustard voluntarily and with a cheerful song!
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