Top 10 communism Jokes

We should've known communism would fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

Veganism is like Communism

They are both fine, unless you like food

We should've known about the failure of communism

In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...

Stalin should have known that Communism wouldn't work.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

What is communism?

- Let me explain.. If you had 2 yachts and your friend had none, wouldn't you give him one?
- Of course.
- Well, that's communism. Another example, if you had 2 homes and your friend had none, wouldn't you give him one?
- Of course I would.
- See, its easy. If you had 2 coats for example and your friend had none, wouldn't you give him one?
- No!
- No? Why not?
- Because I *do* have 2 coats

Old Soviet Joke

Little Boy: What will Communism be like when perfected?

His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.

Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?

His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."

Why is Communism one of the most ironic words?

It's Capitalized

If communism doesn't work, why do so many people still support it?

They don't work either.

I wrote a poem about communism for my English class

I had to share it with everyone

My friend ask me for my thoughts on Communism

I told him, "I will not share."

Joko Jokes