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At church in Russia they have Communionism.
Jesus broke bread and said "This is my body..." The Russian apostle cuts him off and says "Nyet, it is 'our' body".
Christianity became a thing in Westeros. In communion, they say...
"What is bread may never rise"
Communion bread on Amazon is $13 for 2.3oz. At 7 packages per pound and assuming a middle eastern mans adult weight at ~140lbs, $12,740 buys you one Christ.
Why did the communion bread call the police?
It was broke in two.
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