Comical Communications Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
"It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...
...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."
How many NSA agents does it take to change a light bulb?
I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
Dear Charter Internet Customer:
Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.
TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Holy Cow! I just found out I've been appointed to be communications director at the white house...
it's not that I'm qualified or anything, it's just my turn...
How do gangsters receive communications?
Gmail
Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Court to face charges on the time and date so indicated below.
Regards,
J. L. Peabody
Chief Video Piracy Investigator
How do you lose your wife, your kid, and your job in one week?
Become the White House Communications Director.
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A joke about eggs
An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."
Hillary's emails finally lead to an arrest.
Roger Stone was arrested for his communications with the Trump campaign regarding Wikileaks and Hillary Clinton's emails.
Did you hear about the woman who quit her job as Trump's communications director?
Yes, but I thought hope left the White House ages ago.
Which lasts longer?
...a White House Communications Director or a Wine Gum?
How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.
Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director.
I guess you could say Trump has No Hope Left. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Why did the person from the old soviet union major in communications?
Because he thought COM classes were RAD
So I woke up to find that someone had stolen my assignment for my communications class...
I was speechless...
The Fifa president, Secretary General, and communications director are in a car. Who is driving?
The Police.
This joke got their PR chief fired today.
Questionnaire
I was reviewing some questionnaire and i found this:
highest level of education achieved: **Yes**
major: **Communications**
hobbies: **Irony**
I studied agriculture and communications at university, specialising in sheep
I came out with a b.a.a
Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director.
The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving?
The police.
(c) by Walter De Gregorio, Fifa communications director
The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving?
The police
