Communicate Jokes

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The Best Communicate Puns

How do viking ships communicate with each other?

Norse code

I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

The first rule of thesaurus club is...

You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

A Scientist is with his peer

The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"

The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"

The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.

The peer says, "What is he saying?"

The scientist says, "Woof."


How do Knights communicate ?

Chain mail

How do trees communicate?

They bark.

I feel so bad for the deaf people who need to read lips to communicate, because of all of the face masks right now.

Let's give them all a moment of silence.

My grandfather could communicate with ghosts, who would often ask him about his clothes sizing.

He was a medium.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Trump got angry with computers again...

Trump got angry with computers again, and ordered that White House staff are no longer allowed to use email to communicate.

Conway calmed him down and came up with a work-around. White House staff can continue using email, but in order not to anger Trump, they have to call it by a different name:


"Alternative Fax"


How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling?

Luigi Board.

How do you communicate with fish?

You drop them a line.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?

With a Nor-Ouija board.

What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?

Norse code.

What device did God use to communicate with millennials?

A tablet.

But not from Apple.

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Sine language!

How do sad people communicate?

Morose code.


How to blackboards communicate?

They chalk to each other

How does the ghost of a janitor communicate with the living world?

Squeegee board

How does Mario communicate with Boos?

He uses a Luigi board.

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the Beans talk.

Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate

Clearly they weren't on the same page.

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

I can communicate via smoke signals but I can only say one thing.

"We are having a fire"

How to communicate with God

A poster is found in all French churches. The translation is:

"By entering this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is less probable that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him. If you want to see him, send him a text while driving."

How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2?

Norse code

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What's a mathematician's favorite way to communicate?

Sine language.

What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?

S'mores Code

If your mom could communicate with the dead

she would be an extra large.

Bubba n' Buford IV

Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said "You boys have any ID?". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded "ID 'bout what?"

A thought about Del Toro's The Shape of Water

The Shape of Water is a story about a woman who falls in love with an otherworldly creature that learns how to communicate, has a funny scene where he interacts with a domestic setting and has magical healing hands. He is also returned to his natural environment, almost dying on the way by a plucky protagonist dodging authority.

However, the protagonist also has a love scene with him.

You could say that this is *BestialE.T.*

What language does a Southerner use to communicate with a Mexican?

Espan-*ya'll*.

How do prisoners communicate?

CELL-phones

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone.

Q.how do dogs communicate?



A. by pee-mail

How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?

Norse Code

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?

Moose Code.

How did the inmates communicate to their families after visiting hours?

Cell phones.

I had sex with a quadriplegic girl.

She could only communicate with beeps. 1 for yes and 2 for no, but she was really into it. She keep going "Yes yes. Yes yes. Yes yes..."

What animal can a cow communicate with?

A MOOse.

I was abducted by aliens last night

I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes.

Bonus: how does dwarves communicate?

Smalltalk.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do an American and Russian communicate without a translator?

Using Korean.

How do prison inmates communicate with each other?

With their cell phones

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone.

*just got it off a popsicle.

I think I may have met my new bestest friend!

While driving home, I eventually reached a red light. When I turned around, a cute foreign looking girl tried to communicate with me by writing me a note, and I think we really clicked. I think we are destined to meet again one day. By the way, does anybody know what "Help" means in foreign?

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How do people with something on their conscience communicate?

They use Remorse code.

As the world can communicate freely online directly to anyone, we find ourselves in virtual information abundance, spoiled for choice!

You can now choose between funny propaganda, serious propaganda, dramatic propaganda, scary propaganda, or sad propaganda!

John, the simulation is over.

This is not a drill. Please wake up John. You have to wake up now. This is the only way we can communicate to you. Don't worry, only you can see this.

How do speakers of Dutch, English, French and Danish communicate with each other?

They speak Mumble-Saxon.

How do wheelchair users communicate at long distances?

Not with walkie talkies

How do Osteoclasts communicate with monocytes?

Cell phones

How would your grandmother communicate with you if she knew you liked Pokemon?

She would Raichu.

You hear about the new super hero that is also a politician?

He can communicate in every language..

He is..

The Cunning Linguist

How do you communicate with deceased Nintendo characters at Halloween

With a Luigi Board

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did the squirrel say to the tree?

Nothing. Squirrels and trees don't communicate with each other.

Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"...

Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...

Police are looking for an escaped convict who is 4 feet tall and can communicate with ghosts.

He is a small medium at large.

How do Vikings communicate?

Norse code!

GDrive to store, GMail to letter, GTalk to communicate,

GSpot to, well you know :-)

My wife can communicate to me across the house with just a glance.

I call it our 'wife-eye' network.

New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.

our new sandwhich stickers say "i woke up like this". I am puzzled. Our bread is pretty hard, did it wake up hard? whats going on here, and what is this sub trying to communicate to me. i thought this was platonic.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

what did the sea snail say to the sea cucumber?



*nothing they don't communicate the same way you dingus*

Deaf people were tired of not being able to communicate.

So they took matters into their own hands.

How does Thanos communicate?

Snapchat

How do plants communicate in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Signs language

How do people in Wisconsin communicate with each other?

Using a Milwaukee talkie.

I listened to every word this kid said since he was born

The only thing I learned from that was that he can't verbally communicate

How do spiders communicate?

The world wide web

How did Egyptian kings communicate with their wives?

They used their Pharaoh-moans.

What would people from 1000 years ago say...

If you told them in the future you'll be able to travel and communicate with people around the world near instantly.

"You mean across?"

How do you communicate with dead people?

With Latin ^^because ^^it's ^^a ^^dead ^^language ^^^^^Sorry

Industrial robots

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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