The Best 81 Communicate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Communicate jokes. There are some communicate interact jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these communicate contact puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Communicate Jokes and Puns

The first rule of thesaurus club is...

You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club

Bubba n' Buford IV

Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said "You boys have any ID?". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but not in east Texas. Buford with a puzzled look on his face responded "ID 'bout what?"

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Communicate joke, How do triangles communicate?

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.


a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone.

Q.how do dogs communicate?

A. by pee-mail

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Communicate joke, How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Sine language!

I think I may have met my new bestest friend!

While driving home, I eventually reached a red light. When I turned around, a cute foreign looking girl tried to communicate with me by writing me a note, and I think we really clicked. I think we are destined to meet again one day. By the way, does anybody know what "Help" means in foreign?

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

If your mom could communicate with the dead

she would be an extra large.

What do you call a midget that can communicate with ghosts that recently escaped from a prison

A small medium at large

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes.

Bonus: how does dwarves communicate?

Smalltalk.

New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.

our new sandwhich stickers say "i woke up like this". I am puzzled. Our bread is pretty hard, did it wake up hard? whats going on here, and what is this sub trying to communicate to me. i thought this was platonic.

Communicate joke, New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone.

*just got it off a popsicle.

How do you communicate with dead people?

With Latin ^^because ^^it's ^^a ^^dead ^^language ^^^^^Sorry

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.


How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

My wife can communicate to me across the house with just a glance.

I call it our 'wife-eye' network.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

Trump got angry with computers again...

Trump got angry with computers again, and ordered that White House staff are no longer allowed to use email to communicate.

Conway calmed him down and came up with a work-around. White House staff can continue using email, but in order not to anger Trump, they have to call it by a different name:

"Alternative Fax"

How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2?

Norse code

What device did God use to communicate with millennials?

A tablet.

But not from Apple.

GDrive to store, GMail to letter, GTalk to communicate,

GSpot to, well you know :-)

How does Mario communicate with Boos?

He uses a Luigi board.

What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret?

Norse code.

A Scientist is with his peer

The peer asks the scientist, "What are you working on?"

The scientist says, "Its amazing. I taught a dog how to communicate to humans with morse code!"

The two walk down the hall to see the dog and the scientist gives the dog a command. The dogs taps his paw on the ground with intervals of time creating letters in morse code.

The peer says, "What is he saying?"

The scientist says, "Woof."

How does the ghost of a janitor communicate with the living world?

Squeegee board

How to blackboards communicate?

They chalk to each other

I can communicate via smoke signals but I can only say one thing.

"We are having a fire"

How do Vikings communicate?

Norse code!

How do prisoners communicate?

CELL-phones

How do you communicate with deceased Nintendo characters at Halloween

With a Luigi Board

I was abducted by aliens last night

I tried to communicate, but I didn't know Spanish

How do prison inmates communicate with each other?

With their cell phones

How do trees communicate?

They bark.

How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?

With a Nor-Ouija board.

A thought about Del Toro's The Shape of Water

The Shape of Water is a story about a woman who falls in love with an otherworldly creature that learns how to communicate, has a funny scene where he interacts with a domestic setting and has magical healing hands. He is also returned to his natural environment, almost dying on the way by a plucky protagonist dodging authority.

However, the protagonist also has a love scene with him.

You could say that this is *BestialE.T.*

How do you communicate with fish?

You drop them a line.

Police are looking for an escaped convict who is 4 feet tall and can communicate with ghosts.

He is a small medium at large.

You hear about the new super hero that is also a politician?

He can communicate in every language..

He is..

The Cunning Linguist

How would your grandmother communicate with you if she knew you liked Pokemon?

She would Raichu.

What language does a Southerner use to communicate with a Mexican?

Espan-*ya'll*.

How do Osteoclasts communicate with monocytes?

Cell phones

What animal can a cow communicate with?

A MOOse.

I had sex with a quadriplegic girl.

She could only communicate with beeps. 1 for yes and 2 for no, but she was really into it. She keep going "Yes yes. Yes yes. Yes yes..."

What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?

S'mores Code

How Do Avocados Communicate?

With Guac-ie-talkies!

Which app does Thanos use to communicate with half of the universe? (Infinity War Spoilers)

Snapchat

How did the inmates communicate to their families after visiting hours?

Cell phones.

How do wheelchair users communicate at long distances?

Not with walkie talkies

The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.

Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.

And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.

How to communicate with God

A poster is found in all French churches. The translation is:

"By entering this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is less probable that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him. If you want to see him, send him a text while driving."

What's a mathematician's favorite way to communicate?

Sine language.

How do speakers of Dutch, English, French and Danish communicate with each other?

They speak Mumble-Saxon.

How do plants communicate in an M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Signs language

How does Thanos communicate?

Snapchat

Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"...

Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...

John, the simulation is over.

This is not a drill. Please wake up John. You have to wake up now. This is the only way we can communicate to you. Don't worry, only you can see this.

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?

Moose Code.

What did the squirrel say to the tree?

Nothing. Squirrels and trees don't communicate with each other.

How do an American and Russian communicate without a translator?

Using Korean.

As the world can communicate freely online directly to anyone, we find ourselves in virtual information abundance, spoiled for choice!

You can now choose between funny propaganda, serious propaganda, dramatic propaganda, scary propaganda, or sad propaganda!

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the Beans talk.

What do you call a serious of dots and dashes that Vikings used to communicate with?

Norse Code

Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate

Clearly they weren't on the same page.

How do people with something on their conscience communicate?

They use Remorse code.

How do Knights communicate ?

Chain mail

I feel so bad for the deaf people who need to read lips to communicate, because of all of the face masks right now.

Let's give them all a moment of silence.

How do viking ships communicate with each other?

Norse code

I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up

My grandfather could communicate with ghosts, who would often ask him about his clothes sizing.

He was a medium.

How do sad people communicate?

Morose code.

How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling?

Luigi Board.

How do pigs communicate?

Swine language

A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

β€ŸOn what grounds?

β€ŸGrounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.

β€ŸNo, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?

β€ŸYes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.

^(getting exasperated) β€ŸDoes he beat you up?

β€ŸNo, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.

β€ŸWHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?

β€ŸWe just can't seem to communicate.

A pair of twins walk into a bar...

A pair of twins walk into a bar.

A man walks up to them and asks:

"So is it true that twins can communicate telepathically"

They look at each other in silence for about 30 seconds when the man says:

"I'm sorry if that was an awkward question, it was stupid of me to ask"

They respond in unison "No it's fine, we were just discussing an answer to give you"

My wife left me this morning...

My wife left me this morning. She said that I never communicate with her properly or let her know how I feel about things.

I didn't know what to say.

How do cells communicate with each other?

Cellphones!

My buddy says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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