Commonly Jokes

Following is our collection of frequently puns and typically one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Commonly jokes for adults, dirty generally jokes and clean common dad gags for kids.

The Best Commonly Puns

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

What language is most commonly used in programming?

Profanity.

Last Names.

It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.

I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells

Apparently black people was not the answer.

In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?"

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer


I missed a question on my biology exam today.

The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died.

Blasphemy.

What language is most commonly used by programmers?

Vulgar

So I took a biology test the other day...

One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."

Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.

I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"

Black people was the wrong answer...

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.


I failed my AP Biology test...

They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"

Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer

I took my Biology exam last Friday

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

What's the most commonly misspelt blood group?

Type-O

I failed my biology test today.

The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"

Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.

I just bought a 3D kindle.

Or a book as it is more commonly known.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"

I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.


Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades.

This process is commonly called marriage.

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

A boy asked his dad, What's a condom meant for? The father replied...

Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.

What's the most commonly spoken language on Earth?

Profanity.

You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

First man: what is the most commonly used French expression?

Second man: uhh... I give up

What do Coronavirus panic in England and divorce in the United States have in common?

They're both commonly caused by BBC.

I can't stand those eight-legged freaks.

Or as they're more commonly known, "quadruplets".

Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"

My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

All-Girls High School

"The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!'

The second most common is 'right to my face!'"
- Celia Pacquola

What's the most commonly stolen musical instrument?

A piano. People are always leaving the keys in them.

What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people?

Gaelic.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

"Next!"

Why are banjos played more commonly down south?

Because you need 6 fingers to play it.

This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car

This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'.

As I was being seated for lunch at a place I commonly go, the waitress knew what I was going to order.

I said "you must be clairvoyant", to which she replied "no, my name is Jenna".

What is the most commonly used language in computer programming?

Foul

China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world. What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

I've heard for many years that the feminists of the 60s and 70s would commonly burn their bras in protest, however, today I discovered that this actually never happened and they ended up just throwing their bras away instead.

They couldn't get a fire started.

Some people suffer from gynontology...

Commonly referred to as 'being a cunt'...

Headline: Popular Anti-bacterial found to have anti-depressive properties.

Most commonly referred to as "Vodka"

I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight

Some people say I'm a mass debater

I failed my civil engineering exam today

Apparently, "Mexicans" wasn't an appropriate answer to the question "What is commonly found behind walls?"

I took a biology exam the other day.

The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells.

Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer.

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Star Trek Enterprise's crew regularly visit this deck during for season's greetings.

Even in the cold expanse of space it is commonly understood that these are happly holodays.

Did you know that

Stone is commonly used for manufactured things and bigger boulders than cobblestone?
That's astoneishing!

E is the most commonly used letter.

I was shocked

Calcium requires the least amount of work to mine.

Because it is commonly found 6 feet underground.

What is the most commonly known Greek myth?

Their Economy.

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