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It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
Profanity.
It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.
Apparently black people was not the answer.
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
Blasphemy.
Vulgar
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
Black people was the wrong answer...
Google Chrome.
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
Type-O
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
Or a book as it is more commonly known.
"Would you like fries with that?"
Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
This process is commonly called marriage.
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.
Profanity.
It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
Second man: uhh... I give up
They're both commonly caused by BBC.
Or as they're more commonly known, "quadruplets".
It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"
Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.
"The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!'
The second most common is 'right to my face!'"
- Celia Pacquola
A piano. People are always leaving the keys in them.
Gaelic.
"Next!"
Because you need 6 fingers to play it.
This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'.
I said "you must be clairvoyant", to which she replied "no, my name is Jenna".
Foul
Newborn girls.
They couldn't get a fire started.
Commonly referred to as 'being a cunt'...
Most commonly referred to as "Vodka"
Some people say I'm a mass debater
Apparently, "Mexicans" wasn't an appropriate answer to the question "What is commonly found behind walls?"
The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells.
Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer.
Knight time
Carpet burn
Even in the cold expanse of space it is commonly understood that these are happly holodays.
Stone is commonly used for manufactured things and bigger boulders than cobblestone?
That's astoneishing!
I was shocked
Because it is commonly found 6 feet underground.
Their Economy.
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