The Best 53 Commonly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commonly jokes. There are some commonly typically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commonly common puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commonly Jokes and Puns

I've heard for many years that the feminists of the 60s and 70s would commonly burn their bras in protest, however, today I discovered that this actually never happened and they ended up just throwing their bras away instead.

They couldn't get a fire started.

I just bought a 3D kindle.

Or a book as it is more commonly known.

First man: what is the most commonly used French expression?

Second man: uhh... I give up

Commonly joke, First man:  what is the most commonly used French expression?

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Last Names.

It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.


Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

I took my Biology exam last Friday

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

Commonly joke, I took my Biology exam last Friday

All-Girls High School

"The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!'

The second most common is 'right to my face!'"
- Celia Pacquola

This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car

This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'.

So I took a biology test the other day...

One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."

Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.

I missed a question on my biology exam today.

The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died.

Blasphemy.

Why are banjos played more commonly down south?

Because you need 6 fingers to play it.

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

"Next!"

I took a biology exam the other day.

The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells.

Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer.

Commonly joke, I took a biology exam the other day.

I failed my biology test today.

The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"

Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.

I failed my civil engineering exam today

Apparently, "Mexicans" wasn't an appropriate answer to the question "What is commonly found behind walls?"

What's the most commonly misspelt blood group?

Type-O


I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"

I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.

I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight

Some people say I'm a mass debater

I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"

Black people was the wrong answer...

China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world. What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

"Would you like fries with that?"

In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?"

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

I failed my AP Biology test...

They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"

Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer

Headline: Popular Anti-bacterial found to have anti-depressive properties.

Most commonly referred to as "Vodka"

Doctors have recently discovered an infectious form of cancer.

It's commonly known by the name "fidget spinner app"

I can't stand those eight-legged freaks.

Or as they're more commonly known, "quadruplets".

What language is most commonly used in programming?

Profanity.

What type of plant is commonly regarded as the most despicable & evil within Plant World?

The rapeseed.

I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells

Apparently black people was not the answer.

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.

What language is most commonly used by programmers?

Vulgar

Need help with this Japanese word, commonly used in English, B..k.., seen so many pictures...

Wait, just remembered.

Bokeh.

Some people suffer from gynontology...

Commonly referred to as 'being a cunt'...

What is the most commonly known Greek myth?

Their Economy.

What's the most commonly spoken language on Earth?

Profanity.

What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people?

Gaelic.

What is the most commonly used language in computer programming?

Foul

Although the cannibalism of the praying mantis may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades.

This process is commonly called marriage.

As I was being seated for lunch at a place I commonly go, the waitress knew what I was going to order.

I said "you must be clairvoyant", to which she replied "no, my name is Jenna".

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Did you know that

Stone is commonly used for manufactured things and bigger boulders than cobblestone?
That's astoneishing!

Star Trek Enterprise's crew regularly visit this deck during for season's greetings.

Even in the cold expanse of space it is commonly understood that these are happly holodays.

What's the most commonly stolen musical instrument?

A piano. People are always leaving the keys in them.

What do Coronavirus panic in England and divorce in the United States have in common?

They're both commonly caused by BBC.

You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

A boy asked his dad, What's a condom meant for? The father replied...

Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.

I've met a track and field athlete that commonly chokes whenever he runs too fast,

It became a running gag for him.

What rash is commonly found on houses?

Shingles.

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