Commoner Jokes

Following is our collection of kingdom puns and common one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Commoner jokes for adults, dirty crab jokes and clean prince dad gags for kids.

The Best Commoner Puns

The king asks a commoner...

"Give me your daughter's hand in marriage, and I'll give you her weight in jewels."

"I will need a couple days first." - Replies the commoner

"To think it over?" asks his majesty.

"No - to fatten her up."

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

No, your majesty. But my father was.

Why did the Egyptian priests think the new Pharaoh was going to die young?

Because he was a too-tan commoner.

If the queen pretended to ve a commoner,

It would be faux nominal.

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

There is an abundance of heir jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and commoner puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fatten witze you can hear about commoner.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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