The Best 4 Commoner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commoner jokes. There are some commoner common jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commoner prince puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commoner Jokes and Puns

The king asks a commoner...

"Give me your daughter's hand in marriage, and I'll give you her weight in jewels."

"I will need a couple days first." - Replies the commoner

"To think it over?" asks his majesty.

"No - to fatten her up."

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

No, your majesty. But my father was.

Why did the Egyptian priests think the new Pharaoh was going to die young?

Because he was a too-tan commoner.

If the queen pretended to ve a commoner,

It would be faux nominal.

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commoner heir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commoner fatten piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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