I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
They're both thinking, Shit, my mom is gonna kill me!
They both have shitty judgment when it comes to pulling out.
White people looking both ways before they start
They share the same middle name.
That's common sense leaving your body.
Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
They're both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire
They both change your ring tone
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
They both want to get there before the hare does.
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
They're both meat substitutes
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit.
A wet nose.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Jesus can make them both wine.
Finnish Hymn!!
They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.
TAKE THAT CROC LOBBY #againstbigcroc
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They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
They're both leaking tranny fluid.
When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake.
They both wanna get there before the hare does.
Hogwarts.
The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt.
They both lost their vision
They both like to pop open a nice cold one.
I don't care if she has one.
They both slowly remove clogs.
I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold !
and it was the first time I had a guy masseuse. So we're like 10 minutes in I just had to ask, is getting an erection normal? He said yes they are very common. And I was like, well can you get it out of my face...?
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