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Army vs. Navy

An Army Colonel and a Navy Commodore dressed in ceremonial attire, are taking a pee in the men's room.
Post finishing their business, the Army guy washes his hands and dries them on a towel.
The Navy guy proceeds to just walk out.
Seeing this, the Army guy can't resist taking a snipe and says, 'Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after peeing?'
The Navy guys replies, 'Nah! In the Navy they just taught us not to pee on our hands.'

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Why didn't the Autist buy a Commodore 64?

Because he was already on the spectrum

What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?

The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe

What famous American funk/soul band was composed entirely of high ranking naval officers?

The Commodores.

Who was the first female commodore?

The Commodore Amiga.

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