Commodities Jokes
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I like my women like, I like my coffee
Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity.
These days, iron and steel are traded on the international commodity market, and if you need some, you just need to contact a trader.
Formerly, if you wanted iron or steel, you would need to go to an ironworks or even a blacksmith's and negotiate directly with the men who made it.
Whoever smelted, dealt it.
What reptile spends the most time in the bathroom?
A Commode-o dragon.
What do you call a large Irish lizard using a u**...?
Commode O'Dragon
TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia.
Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.
Proper sanitation is an important aspect of one's life.
Some might say it's an essential COMMODE-ity
Standing in line for the restroom
I guess it's a hot commode-ity today.
What do you get when you cross a Marxist with a Socialist?
Two people who generally feel that the value of a commodity is equal to its socially necessary labor time.
What do you call a loud noise in the bathroom?
A commode-tion
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