Committed Relationship Jokes
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Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said "boo"?
The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship.
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Women say I have commitment issues because of my unhealthy relationship with my father
But I still talk to my dad all the time, our s**... life has never been better.
What's the worst part for vampires in a committed relationship with women?
Having to wait 24 days for the good part.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 wanted a committed relationship
Relationships are a progression of 4 rings.
First is the "Friendship" ring, when dating is exclusive, but there's no more commitment
Second is the Engagement ring, when two people are so in love that they want to get married.
Third is the Wedding ring, worn when two people make a life-long commitment to each other during a ceremory attended by their friends.
Fourth and finally - is the Suffering. Starts about a year after Step 3.
Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?
because they're not afraid of committing.
I recently fell for a girl at Shady Oaks Asylum for the Mentally unsound.
I'm now in a committed relationship.
God that was bad wasn't it...
My three biggest relationship issues are
1. Commitment issues
A woman had been in a bunch of bad relationships...
So she puts an ad out.
"I want a man who isn't violent, won't run away from commitment, and can satisfy me in bed." Simple and to the point.
The next day, her doorbell rings, and she answers the door. On her doorstep is a man with no arms or legs. She has a skeptical look on her face, but before she can say anything, the man interrupts.
"Before you say anything, I want to say that since I have no arms, I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I'm certainly not running from anything..."
"Well, how do I know you can satisfy me?" She asks.
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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