Commitments Jokes

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The Best Commitments Puns

My long distance girlfriend called me saying she finally wants to meet me in person. I left her this message right before my phone died: This is very important: I am not a man that normally makes huge commitments, but I think the time is right for us to see each other.

Unfortunately, my phone died right after man.

Why couldn't the priest make it to the party?

He had friar commitments.

My New Year's Resolution is to stop making commitments that I can't follow through with.

I guess I already failed.

After years of avoiding social commitments, I finally attended my book club meeting.

Turns out I hadn't missed out on much, they were still stuck on the same book- The Bible

I didn't murder anyone yet.

Because I hate commitments.


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