Commissioner Jokes

Following is our collection of commis puns and lineup one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Commissioner jokes for adults, dirty filed jokes and clean precinct dad gags for kids.

The Best Commissioner Puns

"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."

"10 kilograms you say?"

"Yeah, 5 kilograms"

"Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."

"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."

What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man?

a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

Ukrainian Police joke

Cop asks his sergeant:

\- So, why did you not become commissioner?

\- You know, I wasn't smart enough.

\- Strange. That's usually a plus.

Three EU commissioners walk into a bar

The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.


Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street?

Flash Gordon.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

There is an abundance of officer jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and commissioner puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any police witze you can hear about commissioner.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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