The Best 8 Commissioner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commissioner jokes. There are some commissioner lineup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commissioner precinct puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commissioner Jokes and Puns

"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."

"10 kilograms you say?"

"Yeah, 5 kilograms"

"Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."

"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."

What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man?

a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

Ukrainian Police joke

Cop asks his sergeant:

\- So, why did you not become commissioner?

\- You know, I wasn't smart enough.

\- Strange. That's usually a plus.

Three EU commissioners walk into a bar

The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.


Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street?

Flash Gordon.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commissioner officer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commissioner police piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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