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6 commis jokes and hilarious commis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Commis Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good commis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of c**...."

"10 kilograms you say?"
"Yeah, 5 kilograms"

A commissar goes to a collective farm...

... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.
The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"
The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god."
The farmer replied: "That's okay, there are no potatoes either."

Once I was commissioned to write an article about carrying rocks around in wet paper bags

In the end it all fell through

Three EU commissioners walk into a bar

The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.

What do you call a soviet cook?

A commis chef.

What did the commissioner say to the angry black police officer?

Don't beat yourself up.

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