Commis Jokes
6 commis jokes and hilarious commis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of c**...."
"10 kilograms you say?"
"Yeah, 5 kilograms"
A commissar goes to a collective farm...
... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.
The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"
The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god."
The farmer replied: "That's okay, there are no potatoes either."
Once I was commissioned to write an article about carrying rocks around in wet paper bags
In the end it all fell through
Three EU commissioners walk into a bar
The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.
What do you call a soviet cook?
A commis chef.
What did the commissioner say to the angry black police officer?
Don't beat yourself up.
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