Commis Jokes
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"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of c**...."
"10 kilograms you say?"
"Yeah, 5 kilograms"
A commissar goes to a collective farm...
... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.
The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"
The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god."
The farmer replied: "That's okay, there are no potatoes either."
Once I was commissioned to write an article about carrying rocks around in wet paper bags
In the end it all fell through
A commissar visits a potato farm
The party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the ''foot of God'' if piled on top of one another.
''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.'' The farmer replies, ''That's all right, there are no potatoes, either.''
One of Reagan's favourite jokes.
Three EU commissioners walk into a bar
The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.
What do you call a soviet cook?
A commis chef.
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