The Best 7 Commies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commies jokes. There are some commies socialist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commies hippies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commies Jokes and Puns

do commies write everything in lower case?

you know beacause they hate capitalism

Two guys from the 50's

Two guys from the 50's were talking out front of one's house.
The first neighbor says to the other, " what do you think of that new family, the Petrov's?"
The second neighbor looks at him and replies, " I don't know if they're commies Teddy, but they sure do raise a lot of red flags."


Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.

What do alien commies believe in?


What did Ayn Rand write after finally getting slipped a mickey by bloodthristy commies?

Atlas Drugged

I'll show myself out

What did commies war to light their houses before candles?

Light bulbs.

Why are some Commies bad at stats?

They fail to seize the *mean*s of production.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commies japs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commies ussr piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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