Commercials Jokes

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The Best Commercials Puns

I want Tampax!

A little boy was asked by his mom what he would like for his birthday. He answered immediately: "I want Tampax!"


The mother was shocked, then asked him why in the world he would want that for his birthday.


"Because it says in the commercials that with Tampax you can go swimming, ride a horse, or go to a party any time you a want to.

A group of elderly folks were watching television at the retirement home...

They were enjoying their show until it was time for a commercial break. Having nothing else to do, they stayed sitting and watched the commercials. Suddenly, one advertisement displayed attractive men and women in rubber bodysuits, latex clothing, and BDSM-looking outfits. The elderly were aghast.

No one expected the Spandex intermission.

I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.

It's just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

The best part about Netflix is there are no commercials.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get urine stains out of a couch?

So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.

T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*

Me: "HA! More like I'M set."

Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."


I just met the guy in all those pain reliever commercials on TV

It turns out that he's an aspirin actor.

My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never get to see commercials

Because they're locked in a cage

They should play "Let the bodies hit the floor"

On Life Alert commercials.

There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials....

Any Patriots fan this morning.

All those car commercials that say "real people, not actors"

I agree, actors aren't real people.

I physically force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials,

just to show him how good he has it.


TIL why Liberty Mutual's commercials are so bad

They only pay for what they need!

I should've realized that before just now...

What I hate about commercials

I hate how they abruptly cut o

As I was watching some commercials tonight....

A football game came on.

It's a good thing Superbowl LII didn't go to overtime...

More than just the commercials would be Tide.

Commercials that never made it to air

Here's my entry:

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

Sean Connery auditioned for the "City Bank" commercials, but didn't get the part.

Also, he only ever asked his wife once to "come sit on his lap"

Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.

At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."

I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel...

You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials!


I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results...

But all the commercials say "If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

Picasso greatly influenced sanitary napkin commercials.

He also had a blue period.

I want to open a clock shop...

The commercials will say:

"I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."

I feel bad for that goober from the Mucinex commercials.

It's not his fault he's a little snot.

Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials?

I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…

Who is the most underrated rapper in the world?

The guy who says market risks and T&C apply at end of commercials.

All these tide commercials

Two indians are walking down a path

All of the sudden they see smoke

What does the message say?

Nothing important, it's just commercials.

Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials

Because you know, sex cells

we call our maid a commercial cleaner

because she cleans only during commercials

I keep hearing commercials on the radio for a company called Rug Doctor.

I'm wondering if it's an advertisement for a gynecologist.

The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

He's a spokesperson.

Remember when commercials used to use a catch phrase to prove their point?

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

The new Fox News Fox Nation streaming service is for people who...

Want to Binge Racism.. Having to watch commercials in between racist segments is just so annoying.

Poverty Commercials

How'd that saying go? Live fast, die young, or wait...other way around for them Ethiopian kids. Live young, die fast.

5 Humorous Commercials

I hate commercials so much these days. If all commercials were as funny as they are during the super bowl...

I'd still only be saving about 15% or more on my car insurance.

Now that the election commercials are over, science can solve one of it's greatest mysteries

How many licks does it get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

How do they make the messes in stove cleaner commercials?

They ask me to cook there

Funny Super Bowl Ads;

Amy Schumer has said she won't do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic.

Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commericals will be funny.

Bill Cosby now makes commercials for wall-mounted soap dispensers.

They cannot be dropped so easily.

Why do car commercials have to insult my love and financial prospects?

"No interest for six months and zero money down..."

How many Super Bowl commercials did David Harbour appear in?

Eleven

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

A man sat and watched commercials all day...

He did so until ad nauseum.

You know how TV commercials for burgers places make the burger look much better in the picture than they do in real life?

Yeah, that's Facebook

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