The Best 47 Commercial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commercial jokes. There are some commercial dunkirk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commercial ads puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commercial Jokes and Puns

I knew a guy who had an irrational fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings.

He had a complex complex complex.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

i don't get this joke

Louis CK said it was one of his terrible early standup jokes

"I asked my mom what sex was and she said 'it's what happens when Mrs. Brady turns off the lights. So I always thought sex was a commercial for paper towels"

Commercial joke, i don't get this joke

Need some help from you guys!

I'm writing a script for a commercial for a small denture business, and the client wants me to open with a pun and so far anything I've come up with is pretty bleak.. So hit me with your best mouth/dentist/smile (etc.) puns! Thanks in advance.

Upvotes for all answers!

Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.

After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.

"Just a small town girl..."

Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.


I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants.

I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience.

Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial

General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50

Coca-Cola........ $1.99

Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless

Commercial joke, Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial

Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?

"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."

Me and my wife were contemplating abortion until we saw a commercial sealing the deal...

"They'll do things their parents never even dreamed of, because these kids will grow up with Windows 10."

Commercials that never made it to air

Here's my entry:

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure.

This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S.

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The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be...

'AFKBRB'

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

NBC: And the winner of the Gold medal is...

NBC: Find out right after 4 hour delay and several commercial breaks.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).

Commercial joke, How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, "9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."

So he up and moved

My uncle has a television set in his automobile, but it led to a little trouble.

You see, he was sitting in the car, watching television, while his wife was driving on the highway at sixty miles per hour.

Then the commercial came on, and he stepped out to go to the bathroom

What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument?

Castanets!


My new personal trainer encouraged me to do do fifteen push-ups every commercial break on TV

Man... I love Netflix!

A Hanes commercial came on while I was watching T.V. with my daughter. She turned and said, "oh please Dad, don't act like you never wore tighty whities...

I responded, "Yes, there was a brief period."

Why do commercial fishermen use nets?

With only a rod you lose a fish in sea.

Why was there a gamete in the commercial on TV?

Because sex cells

As a Trump supporter, I am really disappointed by all these firing at the White House.

Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.

UGH I was just forced to watch a stupid commercial about something called a Snuggie...

I wanted to change the channel so bad, but I was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold.

Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes ...

I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is.

Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.

They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.

Are there two companies named Comcast?

I became a commercial pilot to overcome my greatest fear.

Dying alone.

My pops asked me what my favorite commercial. I looked at him and said,

It's a tie, Dad.

A Lysol commercial said I should disinfect the thing I touch the most.

I think this is gonna burn.

My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said

Either ore.

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

What do you call a male commercial sex worker?

A prostatute.

Music is very powerful,

like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.

A group of elderly folks were watching television at the retirement home...

They were enjoying their show until it was time for a commercial break. Having nothing else to do, they stayed sitting and watched the commercials. Suddenly, one advertisement displayed attractive men and women in rubber bodysuits, latex clothing, and BDSM-looking outfits. The elderly were aghast.

No one expected the Spandex intermission.

Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song Start Me Up be used for a Windows 95 commercial?

Because it contains the lyrics You'd make a grown man cry.

I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday.

It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.

Why did the actor in the prescription drug commercial cross the road?

To get to the other side effects.

A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again.

Boeing!

A lot of people are upset about that Gillette commercial

I guess it wasn't made for people with sensitive skin.

Why would Tobin Bell be perfect in a sanitary pad commercial?

"Oh yes, there will be blood"

If the Super Bowl goes into overtime, does that mean…

…the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

An old man in his 90's

is watching tv and a sexy
commercial comes on. After the ad the old fella realizes he has a stiffy. He gets up and shuffles into the kitchen to show his wife. "MARTHA!!! MARTHA!!! Look at this. What should i do with it?" His wife looks up at him and replies," You might as well clean it now that you got the wrinkles out of it".

Did you hear about Michael Jordan's commercial career?

It was brief.

What's the difference between a woman and a tiger entering a commercial center?

The woman is shopping in the mall and the tiger is mauling in the shops.

Amazon's new commercial says working here is like working in the chocolate factory.

Cuz all these HIPAA violations, and unpaid workplace injuries.

I Just Got Cast In A Commercial!

I'm the "before" picture

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