The Best 12 Commentator Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Commentator jokes. There are some commentator reporter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commentator more college student comments puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Commentator Jokes and Puns
Why a fourth time?
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a 'funeral director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
I was fired as a paralympics commentator.
Turns out you can't say "the blind leading the blind".
During the USA - Belgium game, a couple of dudes ran onto the field.
I imagined the English commentator would have said this:
"It appears a wit has run onto the pitch."
"A wit, sir?"
"Yes. Two half-wits."
What do you call an everyday potato?
A commentator.
What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?
NO-HAM CHOMPSKY
What do you call a regular, normal potato?
A commentator
What spell did the magician cast when he wanted a seat that doubled as a conservative commentator?
Bench-appear-o!
A baseball player walking into a bar
He tries to take a shot of whisky but ends up splashing it all over his shirt.
A baseball commentator from the other side of the bar says "A swig and a miss!"
What did the Formula 1 commentator say when Kimi Raikkonen drifted gracefully past the finish line in pole position?
"That's a great finnish by the Ferrari star."
Tatars
If a commentator is an ordinary potato and a spectator is a potato with glasses, what's a dictator?
A potato named Richard
Yeah, saying the same thing as the sports commentator is good, but...
Have you tried sex?
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Did you hear about the black sports commentator who told a dirty joke on-air?
He was an off-color, colored, color man.
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