Commentator Jokes
31 commentator jokes and hilarious commentator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commentator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your sports and news coverage a bit more entertaining with these hilarious jokes from commentators and journalists! Get ready to laugh out loud with these top-rated jokes from Today Show, Jeopardy, and other popular sources. Enjoy some much-needed comic relief from your usual TV and radio lineup!
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Funniest Commentator Short Jokes
Short commentator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The commentator humour may include short commentary jokes also.
- As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage! Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!
- If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.
- Soulja Boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor. Adele is not even a computer.
*Keep the joke going in the comments.* - I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username.
- If I had a dollar for every racist comment I ever made..... I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.
- My daughter asked me what "fap fap fap" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures.
- What's at the centre of No Man's sky universe? A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
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Commentator One Liners
Which commentator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with commentator? I can suggest the ones about reporter and referee.
- A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
- Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
- Why do golf commentators speak softly? To not wake the audience.
- I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
- If you're a programmer, you would know: // the real joke is always in the comments
- What did the gay guy say while parking? Wow, I'm not straight at all...
- You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you.
- What really offends amputees? Off-handed comments.
- I hate comments They discuss me
- So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments.
- First person to comment on this thread is gau
- Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy.
[read next comment] - Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!
- How does a software code becomes unreadable? No comments.
- Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
Sports Commentator Jokes
Here is a list of funny sports commentator jokes and even better sports commentator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports. Son-I like commentators. Dad-I like all taters.
- Did you hear about the black sports commentator who told a dirty joke on-air? He was an off-color, colored, color man.
- Yeah, saying the same thing as the sports commentator is good, but... Have you tried s**...?
Amusing & Witty Commentator Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about commentator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean critic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make commentator pranks.
A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are g**...!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
My husband commented on the new store that is being built nearby: That's a nice looking Aldi!
I told him it just looks like Aldi others.
...
Sorry y'all. It's been such a bad day, and this little exchange my hubby and I had earlier had us both laughing probably more than we should have. Hope it makes one of you out there smile too.
How do you keep Texans and their politics in Texas?
Place a "Welcome to California" sign on every road leading out of Texas. They'll turn right around.
*Edit*: Hey, hey, hey. If you don't like the joke, downvote ME. Leave my commenters alone!
o**... wrote on his FB status:
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"
I am disgusted by the youth of today....
Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of a**... I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
