Commentator Jokes
30 commentator jokes and hilarious commentator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commentator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your sports and news coverage a bit more entertaining with these hilarious jokes from commentators and journalists! Get ready to laugh out loud with these top-rated jokes from Today Show, Jeopardy, and other popular sources. Enjoy some much-needed comic relief from your usual TV and radio lineup!
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Funniest Commentator Short Jokes
Short commentator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The commentator humour may include short commentary jokes also.
- As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post) - Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage! Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!
- Soulja Boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor. Adele is not even a computer.
*Keep the joke going in the comments.* - My daughter asked me what "fap fap fap" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures.
- What's at the centre of No Man's sky universe? A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post) - My local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said "that's inflation for you".
- My wife thinks that my obsesion with Youtube is killing our marriage Well do you think that it is? Comment down below! Like and sub to my channel.
- Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world. Bellow the video it said comments are disabled.
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Commentator One Liners
Which commentator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with commentator? I can suggest the ones about reporter and referee.
- A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.
- Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.
- I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
- If you're a programmer, you would know: // the real joke is always in the comments
- What did the gay guy say while parking? Wow, I'm not straight at all...
- You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you.
- What really offends amputees? Off-handed comments.
- I hate comments They discuss me
- So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments.
- First person to comment on this thread is gau
- Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!
- How does a software code becomes unreadable? No comments.
- Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
- I'd post a joke about a Cow but... I'm sure you guys would Milk it in the comments.
- I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview. I didn't get the job.
Sports Commentator Jokes
Here is a list of funny sports commentator jokes and even better sports commentator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports. Son-I like commentators. Dad-I like all taters.
- Did you hear about the black sports commentator who told a dirty joke on-air? He was an off-color, colored, color man.
Amusing & Witty Commentator Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about commentator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean critic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make commentator pranks.
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
My husband commented on the new store that is being built nearby: That's a nice looking Aldi!
I told him it just looks like Aldi others.
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Sorry y'all. It's been such a bad day, and this little exchange my hubby and I had earlier had us both laughing probably more than we should have. Hope it makes one of you out there smile too.
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o**... wrote on his FB status:
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"
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If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet
I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.
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I am disgusted by the youth of today....
Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of a**... I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
At a corporate party…
The director of HR stood up and said If anyone has any comments or anything they'd like to say please come up to the microphone
An employee stood up and walked over. He picked up the microphone and pointed it directly at the speakers. A loud obnoxious noise screeched out and filled the room. Everyone covered their ears as he held it there. He then turned it away and handed it back to the HR director. To which the HR director said…
Thank you for your feedback.
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But is it m**...?
A h**... detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a m**...?" "Well you can't be sure that's a m**...," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."
