The Best 8 Commentary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commentary jokes. There are some commentary vinyls jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commentary youtuber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commentary Jokes and Puns

My son just told me that he and his girlfriend are finished.

I don't need a running commentary of their sex life.

What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?

A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)

I always thought I was stupid...

Then I read the commentary.

Commentary joke, I always thought I was stupid...

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears?

He had some biting commentary on the matter.

Vincent Price's Stance on Abortion

"Morally, I'm against it. But if one is happening, I like to watch."

-Bill Hader as Vincent Price on the commentary track for Knocked Up


I for one am happy that Tony Romo is getting the credit he deserves for his commentary of NFL games

He's finally found something he's good at

What do Firestorm and a threesome have in common?

They both involve sharing a body, getting very hot and getting annoying commentary in your ear.

Commentary joke, What do Firestorm and a threesome have in common?

Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show?

a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!

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We suggest to use only working commentary lovemaking piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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