Comment Section Jokes
21 comment section jokes and hilarious comment section puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comment section that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Comment Section Short Jokes
Short comment section jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comment section humour may include short posts comments jokes also.
- What do Baptist churches and YouTube comment sections have in common? They both claim that they're first.
- So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, How many chromosomes do you have? The other replied, More than you .
The sheer confidence he had - A joke walks into a bar The bartender says, "Get out of here, 242! I remember what happened in the comments section last time!"
- Just read this in a comment section. What do you call jokes in the comment section? Compost.
- In the comments section. This is apparently almost always the best joke, so I thought I'd post it for upvotes.
- Empty My head is just like the comments section.
(I'm not sure if the 'Wow, such empty' is on PCs and laptops so... yeah...)
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Comment Section One Liners
Which comment section one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comment section? I can suggest the ones about facebook comments and remarks.
- What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This.
- [LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT.
- What part of the world is the most uneducated? the YouTube comments section
- Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results.
Amusing & Witty Comment Section Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about comment section you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discussion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comment section pranks.
Whattaya call someone who seems to have an almost fetishistic obsession with stomping into a comments section, saying something absolutely horrible, and spending the rest of the day slapfighting with whole threads of people calling them an idiot?
A compulsive mass debater.
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A gem from the YouTube comment section
"This watch has tremendous sentimental value to me. My father sold it to me on his deathbed." -w**... Allen
They said if you put a million monkeys on typewriters they'd eventually bang out a work of art.
Well, I've been reading the YouTube comment section for years and haven't seen a single line of Shakespeare.
I found this joke pretty funny:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's up to the bulb to decide whether it wants to change or not.
(This joke was found via a YouTube comment section.)
OG Rolling Stones Joke
I was on another forum, the comments section of a political site. Somebody was talking about how the Rolling Stones still got it despite having gotten a lot older. So people were making up humorous OG-version Stones song titles, like "Limping Jack Flash" and "Gimme Fiber."
And then somebody said it:
>!"Hey! You! Get Offa My Lawn!"!<
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I kinda get bottom feeders now.
The saltiest, filthiest, nastiest comments at the bottom of the comments section are always the best.
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An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Italian were in an airplane
It had engine trouble. So, they all got on their parachutes and jumped. The Irishman was first out of the plane, counted to ten, and pulled the rip cord. Second out, the Italian did the same. So, did the Scotsman, but his c**... did not open, and he plummeted down with ever increasing speed. He passed the Italian, who crossed himself. Then he shot passed the Irishman.
The Irishman TOOK OFF HIS c**..., and started to plummet after the Scotsman!!!!!!!
"OH, SO TIS A RAACE YE BE WANTIN'!!!!!", He Shouted....
Happy St. Paddys day guys. Got this from the comment section on Yahoo, first time that ever paid off