Commen Jokes

Following is our collection of applaud puns and cara one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Commen jokes for adults, dirty drought jokes and clean ami dad gags for kids.

The Best Commen Puns

I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.

I didn't get the job.

Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word.

You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!

The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...

since he's clearly missing his spine.

I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.

My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.

A comment on police killing young black men.

Things would get better if everyone lightened up.


Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby

"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life sucks."

Did you see my comment about that deflated balloon?

It really blew up

In the comments section.

This is apparently almost always the best joke, so I thought I'd post it for upvotes.

I was going to comment on a post earlier about handicapped people but I didn't.

All the comments were disabled.

One comment and...

I'll quit my job!

There is an abundance of hindenberg jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and commen puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any triplet witze you can hear about commen.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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