Commen Jokes
12 commen jokes and hilarious commen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.
I didn't get the job.
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The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...
since he's clearly missing his spine.
I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.
My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.
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Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby
"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."
A comment on police killing young black men.
Things would get better if everyone lightened up.
Did you see my comment about that deflated balloon?
It really blew up
In the comments section.
This is apparently almost always the best joke, so I thought I'd post it for upvotes.
I was going to comment on a post earlier about handicapped people but I didn't.
All the comments were disabled.
One comment and...
I'll quit my job!
A comment following the video of two different camera views of the guy falling off that drone motorcycle thing reminded me of this oldie but goodie: a guy walks into a bar....
....sits down, orders a beer, and is watching the 5 o'clock news: footage of a guy about to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Bartender says I bet you $100 he does it. Guy takes the bet, and not long after has to pay up...
A few minutes later, bartender comes back. I'm sorry man, I can't take your money. I won't lie, I saw this guy on the noon news, I knew he was gonna jump. Customer replies No, no, you won it fair and square. I saw the noon news too, but It looked so rough I never thought he'd do it twice!!
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Commen One Liners
Which commen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with commen? I can suggest the ones about drought and fruity.
- What does a couple on their first date and crackhead have in commen?
