Commemoration Jokes
27 commemoration jokes and hilarious commemoration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commemoration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Commemoration Short Jokes
Short commemoration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The commemoration humour may include short jokes also.
- New York City has a new cocktail commemorating Ida. It's just a Manhattan, but watered down. #WayTooSoon
- Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- It seems harder to catch air in the new Tony hawk game for PS4 They did that to commemorate 2020
- Jews will be celebrating passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.
- Why was Saint Valentine sad on the day commemorating him? Because he doesn't have no body to celebrate with.
(It's just a joke, don't lose your head.) - To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
- January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure.
- TIL the sinking of the Titanic is commemorated in Mexico. Otherwise known as Sinko de Mayo.
- Trump's cancelled trip to the WWI commemoration is not his fault His helicopter got a doctor's note claiming it has bone-spurs too.
- Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it
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Commemoration One Liners
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- Did you know the Tower of Pisa was built to commemorate someone? Her name was Eilleen.
- George W Bush is commemorating 9/11 by... Having someone explain 'My Pet Goat' to him.
- The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?
Commemoration Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about commemoration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make commemoration pranks.
Smith & Wesson Joke
A customer came in to where I work told me this one. Thought I'd share:
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
John Cleese Joke ..
The U.S. Postal service created a series of commemorative stamps commemorating lawyers, but they had to withdraw them within a couple of weeks because people couldn't figure out which side of the stamp to spit on.
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston...
The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives.
"Two Girls, One Tub" was probably not the best idea for a title.
Just got a Wilhelm II commemorative tea set.
Now I can drink out of my Kaiser Tea Cup, on my Kaiser Saucer...
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Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day
They let them get s**....
While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was "shredded".
He was cremated.
:(
Did you hear they're minting a commemorative coin for President Obama?
Now there's some change I can believe in!
The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States.
It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter
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When Michael Jackson died, all of his songs were played during his f**... and for his commemoration. So what if Mia Khalifa died?
What holiday commemorates the birth date of the most interesting man in the world?
Charismas