Commemorate Jokes
6 commemorate jokes and hilarious commemorate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about commemorate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Commemorate Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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Smith & Wesson Joke
A customer came in to where I work told me this one. Thought I'd share:
Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.
New York City has a new cocktail commemorating Ida.
It's just a Manhattan, but watered down. #WayTooSoon
Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
John Cleese Joke ..
The U.S. Postal service created a series of commemorative stamps commemorating lawyers, but they had to withdraw them within a couple of weeks because people couldn't figure out which side of the stamp to spit on.
It seems harder to catch air in the new Tony hawk game for PS4
They did that to commemorate 2020
Jews will be celebrating passover soon...
...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.
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