The Best 7 Commemorate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commemorate jokes. There are some commemorate event jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commemorate arrangements puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commemorate Jokes and Puns

Smith & Wesson Joke

A customer came in to where I work told me this one. Thought I'd share:

Have you heard Smith & Wesson is making a pair of revolvers to commemorate the government shutdown? They will be called The Congressman and The Senator respectively. They don't actually do anything and you can't fire them.

It seems harder to catch air in the new Tony Hawk game for PS4

They did that to commemorate 2020

Jews will be celebrating Passover soon...

...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show.

After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston...

The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives.
"Two Girls, One Tub" was probably not the best idea for a title.

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.

An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.


Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dave

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day

They let them get stoned.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commemorate memorial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commemorate merger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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