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As a commercial livestock hauler, my main responsibility is transporting donkeys.

My clients..have their a**... handed to them.

I saw a commerical on TV for a coffin.

I thought to myself, "That's the last thing I need."

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes ...

I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is.

What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument?

Castanets!

I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business

The jingle was pretty catchy;
"dead ants.. dead ants..
dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.."

I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.

I didn't get the job.

Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word.

You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!

The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt...

since he's clearly missing his spine.

I became a commercial pilot to overcome my greatest fear.

Dying alone.

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.

An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.

A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again.

Boeing!

Why do commercial fishermen use nets?

With only a rod you lose a fish in sea.

Commercials that never made it to air

Here's my entry:
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

I saw a commercial this afternoon advertising a "certified diabetic shoe fitter."

I really hope he remembers to take his insulin.

Amazon's new commercial says working here is like working in the chocolate factory.

Cuz all these HIPAA violations, and unpaid workplace injuries.

I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor.

My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot.

Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby

"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."

A comment on police killing young black men.

Things would get better if everyone lightened up.

While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was "shredded".

He was cremated.
:(

You know how TV commercials for burgers places make the burger look much better in the picture than they do in real life?

Yeah, that's Facebook

As a commercial real estate agent, I especially enjoy showing of the shopping centers...

Cause once you've seen one, you've seen a Mall!

Comme joke, As a commercial real estate agent, I especially enjoy showing of the shopping centers...

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Comme One Liners

Which comme one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comme? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What is a Communist's favourite colour? Comm-Red
  2. Why do American schools have speaker systems? Because they like to talk over the Comms
  3. Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out? Comme see, comme saw

Comme joke, Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out?

Comme joke, Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out?

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