The Best 10 Commandment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Commandment jokes. There are some commandment leviticus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these commandment prayers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Commandment Jokes and Puns

A Sunday School Teacher . . .

A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "Honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Words from the mathematician's Bible

And the Lord spoke to the animals, and he said "Go forth and multiply!"

The snakes came up to him and said "Oh Lord, forgive us, but we cannot fulfill your commandment, we cannot multiply, for we are adders".

"Go and cut down the trees and build furniture out of them", said the Lord, "for with the aid of log tables, adders can multiply"

Did you hear that there's now an 11th commandment?

Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

Commandment joke, Did you hear that there's now an 11th commandment?

A theological one for the computer scientists

After the animals exited the ark, the Lord came to the animals and the Lord spoke "Go forth and multiply".

The snakes came to him and said "Oh Lord, we cannot fulfil the commandment, for we are adders"

Thus spoke the Lord "Go and cut down the trees, and out of the trees you shall fashion furniture. For adders can multiply with the aid of log tables"

Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?

According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...


What's the toughest commandment for IV drug users to follow?

Don't take God's name in vein.

What would God's 10 commandments be called in 2018?

Top 10 Commandments from God©

Commandment joke, What would God's 10 commandments be called in 2018?

What is the estimated 6th commandment of math?

Tau shall not steal.

The Third Commandment

"Don't believeth everything thou readst on the Internet"

What are the 10 commandments in Australia?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the commandment preach jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working commandment instructions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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