The Best 12 Comman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comman jokes. There are some comman thou jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comman commando puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comman Jokes and Puns

My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice.

I said "Thanks."

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

The commander at the Venus space station told his Flight Engineer

I want this issue resolved next year, not tomorrow!

Comman joke, The commander at the Venus space station told his Flight Engineer

What did the commander say to his troops?

March 4th

What would God's 10 commandments be called in 2018?

Top 10 Commandments from God©

Today's the Command Day

March Fourth

The command prompt was...

...the precursor

Comman joke, The command prompt was...

The Third Commandment

"Don't believeth everything thou readst on the Internet"

Who is the commander of cheese?


Know what command Syberia gives that makes her a good policewoman during winter?


What did the commander say to his crusaders before they fell asleep?

Knight, knight

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What are the 10 commandments in Australia?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comman send jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comman commandments piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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