The Best 48 Comma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comma jokes. There are some comma ellipsis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comma comas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comma Jokes and Puns

Why did the period and and semicolon break up?

Because they had nothing in comma

Did you hear about the poor chap who got smashed in the head by a grammar textbook?

He remains in a comma.

I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma.

Comma joke, I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma.

Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence?

For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma

A comma is the difference between

"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."

and

"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."


Why did the semicolon think the comma was pregnant?

It was missing it's period.

Here's my review of EA

Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma

Comma joke, Here's my review of EA

Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.

They both had a great time.

Commas can change the meaning of a sentence.

Example:

I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.

Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.

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sex positions for grammar nazis

There was once a book written in ancient India about sexual positions using punctuation marks.

It was called the comma sutra.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Did you know using too many commas is now illegal....

You can end up with a very lengthy sentence.

Little Johnny was learning about punctuation

The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.

She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.

He asked: Why are periods so important?

The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written language; why do you ask?

Little Johnny replied: Yesterday my sister said she missed a period and my Mom fainted, my Dad started yelling and the next door neighbor shot himself

There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence.

It was the worst period of my life.

Comma joke, There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence.

If I had a puppy I'd name it comma.

Why? Because of its small pause.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account!

$ -1,250


Commas are important people

Unless you consider them human, too.

Commas matter

Let's listen to the doors.

Vs.

Let's listen to the commadoors

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A question mark walks into a bar?

My girlfriend said she hates being on her period.

I told her it was better than being in a comma.

Commas can really change a sentence

For example:
John is in a hurry
John is in a coma

My dad text me saying, "Don't try to be someone you're not."

It hurt when he added, "Oops, forgot the comma after 'someone'."

My friend was in a comma

The doctor said "Do you mean coma?" and I replied "No, it's just a short rest."

Commas in a sentence can change everything.

I helped my uncle jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

A comma is important in a sentence

For example...

I was helping my uncle jack, off a horse.

I was helping my uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Punctuation ruin Santa's marriage?

Because a comma seperates two clauses

What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma?

A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause

The comma button on my keyboard has an intermittent fault.

It doesn't work for short pauses.

My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice.

I said "Thanks."

If not using commas was a crime

would it result in long sentences?

What would God's 10 commandments be called in 2018?

Top 10 Commandments from God©

Did you know that a single comma can insult a head of state?

Trash is Putin, the garbage bin.

What do you call a pause between meals?

A food comma.

The commander at the Venus space station told his Flight Engineer

I want this issue resolved next year, not tomorrow!

Learn the use of comma, save a wedding.

Do your best man.

Do your best, man.

Is a comma just a well hung period?

Or is a period just a comma with a micropenis?

What did the commander say to his troops?

March 4th

Please practice safe text.

Use a comma & you won't miss a period.

What's the different between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause

I was walking by a farm when I noticed a sign that said "Duck, eggs." I remember thinking, that's an unnecessary comma.

Then it hit me

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally hit enter instead of a comma

Stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said DUCK, EGGS

I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me.

A man was in a terrible accident, and his wife asked for his prognosis

Well, Mrs. Smith, your husband went into a short period of suspended animation.



Oh my God! He went into a Coma?



No, it was for only a few seconds. I'd call it more of a comma.

Saw a sign at a farm that said, "duck, eggs."

I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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