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A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room.

In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry.
"I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!"
With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish.
Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need."
With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts."
With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."

I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.

We should've known communism would fail.

There were a lot of red flag.

What is the most common death among square dancers?

Over Do-se-do.

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!

What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist.

They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure.

What's the most common marriage proposal?

You're what!

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

A commissar goes to a collective farm...

... And hails a farmer to ask about how his village's farms are doing.
The farmer says "Oh Comrade Commissar, if we stacked all the potatoes in a pile, it would reach the foot of God!"
The commissar raises an eyebrow and says "Comrade farmer, we live in the USSR. There is no god."
The farmer replied: "That's okay, there are no potatoes either."

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

"Does anyone have a charger I could use?"

If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why?

Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!

I used to go to communism classes.

I never really got good Marx.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

Why are Communists bad java programmers?

They don't like classes.

How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism.
But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter.

What's the most commonly misspelt blood group?


I think my cat's a communist...

He won't shut up about Mao

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

I was going to commit seppuku the other day.

But I didn't have the guts to go through with it.

"Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of c**...."

"10 kilograms you say?"
"Yeah, 5 kilograms"

The most common type of web developers are not even human

they are spiders

Comm joke, The most common type of web developers are not even human

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Comm One Liners

Which comm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comm? I can suggest the ones about prom and coop.

  1. What is a Communist's favourite colour? Comm-Red
  2. Why do American schools have speaker systems? Because they like to talk over the Comms
  3. Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out? Comme see, comme saw

Comm joke, Hey Mohammad - Hows life in France working out?

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