Comin Jokes
47 comin jokes and hilarious comin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about comin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Comin Short Jokes
Short comin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The comin humour may include short panther jokes also.
- I came up with this one about 2 years ago A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a marriage, on the rocks." The bartender says "you better keep comin' here then!"
- Vsauce is comin' (From your screen) Heeeyyy! Vsauce.
(From suddenly behind you) Michael here!
(Echoing around you) What if you... WERE DEFENCELESS - Why doesn't David Lee Roth drive a car during summer? Because he can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it.
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes! - A man walks into a restaurant. Waiter : Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?
Man : Yes please.
Waiter : "THIS TOWN (AH AHHH) IS COMIN' LIKE A GHOST TOWN" - Cop: "Turn around!" Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin 'round"
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes! - Man orders a drink from the bar Man: "r**... & Coke please"
Bartender: "r**... and coke? Um, Is Pepsi OK?"
Man: "Yeah, Pepsi is fine."
Bartender: "Great, one Pepsi & Coke comin' right up." - What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he f**... during s**...? Toot n' comin'
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Comin One Liners
Which comin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with comin? I can suggest the ones about saloon and mountain.
- Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin
- Swiggity swooty... I'm comin' for Djibouti.
- Have you read the book "The big O" by Ima Comin?
- What do Fat Albert and Egypt have in common? Two Ton Comin.
- Why are r**... murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't m**... if they had it comin'!
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Comin Jokes
What funny jokes about comin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make comin pranks.
Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...
if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
When are the hiest's coming out?
THEY ARE NOT!
Why do they say "coming out of the oven" instead of "coming out of the closet" in France?
.
Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.
He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.
Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"
"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."
coming out of the closet to dad
"Hey dad I like my women like I like my scotch...I don't like scotch"
After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.
Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.
But it's only worth $7.70.
"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."
*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.
Coming soon to the USA...
#Mexit
"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."
"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."
Coming out with a hair product line....
For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".
They're coming out with the Note 8...
I'm glad they didn't end on a bad note!
When the second coming happens...
I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.
Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games
Your main task is get pass the boss.
We never saw it coming.
Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.
Patient: Who! Me or me?
Coming Back as a h**...
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a h**...?
A. Reintarnation
Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,
But I thought the therapy was more shocking.
What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?
Walking.
Coming back from a hockey game I heard this
Hey man which way do you shoot?
Oh you know I swing both ways.
(Courtesy of two funny drunks)
It's all coming back to me now
said the old man who peed in the wind
Coming out of the closet in 2018
Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL
Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"
Paul Reverse
Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities.
Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.
I like coming in to work.
It's the eight hour wait to go home that's b**....
I'm coming out guys. I'm trans-parent.
I've always wanted to be invisible.
It's coming home!
The team that is...
they do have the 3rd place match tho..
When everything is coming your way...
You're in the wrong lane.
Why was Jesus's second coming so hard?
Because he just finished his first.
This joke was created through, "JACK IT FOR JESUS!".
After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.
No one expects the Spanish acquisition.
Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...
Binging and Purging
Coming from a Chinese person, Trump's wall totally works.
I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.
It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside.
Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
My coming out story:
A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body
9 months later I was born
After coming in a close second in the annual Historical Composers Halloween Costume Contest, the terminator vowed to win the next year..
"I'll be Bach"
Nobody saw this coming
I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.
Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.
But today it's a piece of cake!
When They Say Everything is Coming your Way, there's 2 Meanings to that.
1.) Everything is going as you expected.
2.) You're in the Wrong Lane.
Coming up with a repost to farm karma?
Piece of cake!
Coming to a mulberry bush near you..
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "what'll you have"?
"Pop" goes the weasel.
Didn't see this one coming
My 7-year-old: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "Suspense"
Me: "Suspense who?"
