Comin Jokes

Following is our collection of havin puns and droppin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Comin jokes for adults, dirty sumbitch jokes and clean drawl dad gags for kids.

The Best Comin Puns

"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.


When everything is coming your way...

You're in the wrong lane.

Coming Back as a Hillbilly

Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.

But it's only worth $7.70.

Nobody saw this coming

I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

Companies should make camouflage condoms...

So they never see you comin


I like coming in to work.

It's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

Coming from a Chinese person, Trump's wall totally works.

I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.

"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."

*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.

My coming out story:

A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body



9 months later I was born

Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...

Binging and Purging

Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities.

Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.

Coming out of the closet in 2018

Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL


It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside.

Because now is the winter of my disco tent.

It's coming home!

The team that is...




they do have the 3rd place match tho..

When the second coming happens...

I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.

After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.

Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?

I'm coming out guys. I'm trans-parent.

I've always wanted to be invisible.

It's all coming back to me now

said the old man who peed in the wind

Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,

But I thought the therapy was more shocking.

Coming soon to the USA...

#Mexit

After coming in a close second in the annual Historical Composers Halloween Costume Contest, the terminator vowed to win the next year..

"I'll be Bach"

Have you read the book

"The big O" by Ima Comin?

We never saw it coming.

Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.

Patient: Who! Me or me?

They're coming out with the Note 8...

I'm glad they didn't end on a bad note!

Coming out with a hair product line....

For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."ο»Ώ

Why do they say "coming out of the oven" instead of "coming out of the closet" in France?

.

'I won't be coming in today, boss.'

'Why is that?'

'My car's broken down.'

'You don't drive...'

'It's my dad's car.'

'But you're black.'

'Damn it, I'm on my way.'

They'll never see me coming.

What do you call a black guy hiding during Vietnam?

Incognegro

Ever since coming out, my friend won't stop talking about how gay he is

Like, I get it. No need to keep ramming it down my throat.

LasaΓ±a

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Why was Jesus's second coming so hard?

Because he just finished his first.



This joke was created through, "JACK IT FOR JESUS!".

Need help coming up with a birthday and Christmas joke involving Robocop

Its for cards so nothing with dirty humor, bonus points if it involves a reference!

It's coming home!

The plane with the English squad is, at least.

You know what else isn't coming home?

Dead syrian children

Coming up with original comparisons is hard.

My novel is coming along nicely.

With all the pages numbered, all I have to do is fill them in.

Coming back from a hockey game I heard this

Hey man which way do you shoot?
Oh you know I swing both ways.
(Courtesy of two funny drunks)

Why hasn't there been a second coming of Christ?

Because masturbation is a sin.

Cop: "Turn around!"

Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin 'round"

A&P will be coming back, but it will be merging with stop&shop

The new store will be called stop & p.

I'll be coming into some money

When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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