The Best 49 Comin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comin jokes. There are some comin droppin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comin drawl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Comin Jokes and Puns

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

Why do they say "coming out of the oven" instead of "coming out of the closet" in France?


Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

Comin joke, Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was it

After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.

Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman.

But it's only worth $7.70.

Companies should make camouflage condoms...

So they never see you comin

"Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."

*Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead.

Comin joke, "Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to

Coming soon to the USA...


"Are you coming over?" "Yes, I'm coming over."

"We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."

Coming out with a hair product line....

For philosophers, religious and introspective types...
it's called "The Human Conditioner".

They're coming out with the Note 8...

I'm glad they didn't end on a bad note!

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The snow's really coming down today, and my Chinese wife needs to drive to work...

Fortunately this isn't the first time she's seen 4 white inches.

When the second coming happens...

I imagine jesus will be quite cross with us, even if we do nail it.

I'll be coming into some money

When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill

Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games

Your main task is get pass the boss.

We never saw it coming.

Psychiatrist: You have paranoid schizophrenia.

Patient: Who! Me or me?

Comin joke, We never saw it coming.

A&P will be coming back, but it will be merging with stop&shop

The new store will be called stop & p.

Coming Back as a Hillbilly

Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

Coming out as gay was a surprise for everyone,

But I thought the therapy was more shocking.

What is better than coming first in the Paralympics?


Why hasn't there been a second coming of Christ?

Because masturbation is a sin.

Coming back from a hockey game I heard this

Hey man which way do you shoot?
Oh you know I swing both ways.
(Courtesy of two funny drunks)

It's all coming back to me now

said the old man who peed in the wind

Coming out of the closet in 2018

Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

Coming in early and leaving late are generally great and admired qualities.

Some women just don't appreciate a strong work ethic I suppose.

My novel is coming along nicely.

With all the pages numbered, all I have to do is fill them in.

Coming up with original comparisons is hard.

I like coming in to work.

It's the eight hour wait to go home that's bullshit.

What do Fat Albert and Egypt have in common?

Two Ton Comin.

I'm coming out guys. I'm trans-parent.

I've always wanted to be invisible.

It's coming home!

The team that is...

they do have the 3rd place match tho..

You know what else isn't coming home?

Dead syrian children

It's coming home!

The plane with the English squad is, at least.

When everything is coming your way...

You're in the wrong lane.

Why was Jesus's second coming so hard?

Because he just finished his first.

This joke was created through, "JACK IT FOR JESUS!".

Ever since coming out, my friend won't stop talking about how gay he is

Like, I get it. No need to keep ramming it down my throat.

Have you read the book

"The big O" by Ima Comin?

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...

Binging and Purging

Coming from a Chinese person, Trump's wall totally works.

I can confirm there are no Mexicans in China.

It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside.

Because now is the winter of my disco tent.

My coming out story:

A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman's body

9 months later I was born

After coming in a close second in the annual Historical Composers Halloween Costume Contest, the terminator vowed to win the next year..

"I'll be Bach"

Nobody saw this coming

I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

When They Say Everything is Coming your Way, there's 2 Meanings to that.

1.) Everything is going as you expected.

2.) You're in the Wrong Lane.

Coming up with a repost to farm karma?

Piece of cake!

Coming to a mulberry bush near you..

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "what'll you have"?
"Pop" goes the weasel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comin gonna jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comin panther piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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