The Best 27 Comics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Comics jokes. There are some comics premiere jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these comics stand up comic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Comics Jokes and Puns

Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.

People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them.

For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.

People often use fiction as a means of escape. To experience the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems they do.

For example whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.

DC Comics: Introducing the incredible Butt Cleansing Man! Regular guy by night...

Superhero bidet.

I can't read Charlie Brown comics anymore...

Turns out I'm allergic to peanuts.

Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die?

Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.


A man is at a bar and says, "did you know that 'I am' is he shortest sentence in the English language?"

The bartender exclaims, "Did you know 'I do' is the longest one?"

(Was in the comics today so I thought I would share.)

Comics joke, Sentences

Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics.

He was tired of working for Peanuts.

I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics...

He said it was one of his many issues

My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics.

I drew my own conclusions.

What do you call a retarded person who likes Japanese comics?

A Mangaloid.

You can explore comics studios reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean comics iodine dad jokes. There are also comics puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

Who's better? HIV or a Black Dad?

HIV: It stays with the child after birth.

Credits: Irwincardozo Comics

After the stunning success of the most recent Ghostbusters movie it is herein announced that....

....the next Superwomen will be played by a man.

Marvel Comics

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims

They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics?

Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.

Comics joke, Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics?

Middle eastern comics always perform better sets in America

They're not allowed to bomb

I'm going to cash in on the success of Avengers: Infinity War by opening a comics themed sandwich shop.

It'll be called *Soup or Hero*

Some jokes only work in visual form, that's why we have comics.

Some jokes only work in spoken form, that's why we have comics.

Why are skeletons good comics?

They are too humerus

I caught my little sister reading hentai comics.

Her face was well red.

What do Muslim comics and Muslim extremist have in common

They bomb

TIL Stan Lee was white!

I always thought I was Reading comics made by an Asian man.

I think it's pretty irresponsible

when newspapers don't post warnings when their Sunday comics contain Peanuts.

They say size doesn't matter

If that's true, why can't I get these shoes on?

Credit to Viz comics

I miss the old times

I remember when my grandmother gave me 5 Euros to buy myself something.

I came back with 3 snickers, a bottle of coke, a lot of icecream and some Comics.

But now? Securitycameras everywhere man.

Comics joke, I miss the old times

Nutrition major's birthday is coming up.. help me get some brownie points!

Hey guys! I've been enjoying your jokes for a couple months now and thought I'd try to get some help from the comics themselves. A friend of mine is a nutrition major and her birthday is coming up, I'm trying to come up with a funny gift/card I can give to her. Any ideas?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the comics dc comics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working comics marvel comic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes