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  1. Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
  2. My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why. I had to draw my own conclusions.
  3. All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.
  4. People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
  5. If comic books have taught me anything it’s that something named OMICRON is going to be near impossible to defeat unless we all work together to defeat it.
  6. So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine... Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?
    Friend: Sorry, I'm Jewish.
    Me: No, it's free!
  7. My girlfriend and I were moving each others comic book collection and now we both have to see a chiropractor. Because we both have back issues.
  8. TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span. Its name is 80-HD
  9. I wore my "Gandalf for President" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration.
  10. I made an Undertale comic, but it's all about sans Well, I guess, you can call it Comic Sans

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  1. What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans
  2. What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book? X-Men
  3. I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday. It wasn't a big deal.
  4. Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."
  5. Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool.
  6. Snoopy writes a Batman comic book. "He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."
  7. I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.
  8. There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors... They have issues, man.
  9. I feel sorry for comic book collectors. They have so many issues
  10. I told my teachers I'll be the greatest comic ever. They all laughed at me.
  11. I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font.
  12. Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues.
  13. I can't read Charlie Brown comics anymore... Turns out I'm allergic to peanuts.
  14. What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask.
  15. I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

v**... Mobile

Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die?

Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground.

someone tried to tell stan lee this joke during his panel at comic con this week end

what do you call spiderman when he quits the daily bugal and starts working as a valet?
peter PARKER.

Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic?

He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.

Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians?

Because drawing is the only way to make a comic s**....

My 8 year old brother's best joke.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?
A DINE-O-SAUR.
I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call a r**... person who likes Japanese comics?

A Mangaloid.

I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all...

They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Found a wooden shoe in my toilet

it was clogged
saw on last comic standing

DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims

They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

Sentences

A man is at a bar and says, "did you know that 'I am' is he shortest sentence in the English language?"
The bartender exclaims, "Did you know 'I do' is the longest one?"
(Was in the comics today so I thought I would share.)

What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having s**... with female superheroes?

A heroine addict.

I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed

I'm a Comic, Sans the humor.

A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get?

A Netflix original series!

My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics.

I drew my own conclusions.

In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.

You know - comic relief.

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the s**... Squad!

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs?

A prop comic

A man is going to comic con

He's just throwing around cosplay ideas with his wife, and then he exclaims, "Oh! I could be the Comedian from Watchmen!"
To which his wife replies, "Babe, you don't need to dress up to be a minuteman.."

Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician?

He needed to work on his delivery.

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event.

But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics...

He said it was one of his many issues

I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV

Now im a comic sans resume

I saw thor reading a thor comic...

to be honest, I think it might be a metathor.

An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel

When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well.
"What happened?" his friend asked.
"Well, since I didn't know hebrew, I decided to convey the ad through a comic. The first panel showed a guy in a desert, dying of thirst. The secone panel showed him drinking coke. And the third panel showed him completely rejuvenated."
"That sounds great! Why didn't it work?"
"Nobody told me they read right to left!"

*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:

\- What are you here for?
\- I wrote a comic s**... saying that our president was an idiot.
\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?
\- For disclosure of classified information.

Churches are the biggest cons out there.

Besides Comic-Con of course.

What do you call a bunch of zombie dressed as Superheroes?

The n**... Comic-Con

Bloom County

I used to read Bloom County (a comic s**...).
Remember when they put Donald Trump's brain in Bill the Cat?
Who's laughing now.

A comedian walks into a bathroom

It's a comic relief.

Why is mary jane so attractive in the comics?

Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.

Did you hear about the standup comic who was just released from prison?

Yeah, Gilbert got freed.
(I apologize to Gilbert.)

I remember when I went to Comic-Con...

It was so dark in there, I had to take a picture with The Flash...

What's the most popular pickup line at a comic-book convention?

"Your parents' basement or mine?"

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

I wrote an Undertale manga recently...

It's written in Comic Sans.

Who's better? h**... or a Black Dad?

h**...: It stays with the child after birth.
Credits: Irwincardozo Comics

If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material

I would be a comic comic comic.

"Hey, Bill, what do you think of this new super-hero comic I'm working on? It's about an ant-size tangent line that has x-ray vision."

"Sounds cool, but isn't that a little derivative?"

Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...

...why do birds sadden Lee up here?

Why do new comic books smell so refreshing?

Because they're in mint condition.

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...

You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well

They had a lot of issues

I dressed up as the letter B for comic con.

It's my favorite character.

My girlfriend just dumped me because of my superman comic collection.

She said I have too many issues.

What do you call it when a bunch of dead fanboys and girls convene?

n**...-Comic-Con
AAYYYY

After the stunning success of the most recent Ghostbusters movie it is herein announced that....

....the next Superwomen will be played by a man.
Signed
Marvel Comics

A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference.

Needless to say he killed.

Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics.

He was tired of working for Peanuts.

Why did Snoopy quit the comic s**...?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

Every time I go to a comic convention in my normal clothes, people ask me who I'm going as. I finally have an answer...

Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...

Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says

Hey, we don't serve your type here

People often use fiction as a means of escape. To experience the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems they do.

For example whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.

I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!

It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.

Couldn't believe my eyes when I they gave me a plastic Garfield b**... for winning an event at Comic-Con.

Absolute catastrophe!

Snickers bars are now being shipped in packaging made from recycled old newspaper comics.

They're packed with Peanuts.

I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The matrix

That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....

Who was the dad's favorite comic book hero?

The Pun-isher.

What did the new comic say to the mic?

Thanks for the feedback.

All the comic books I got from my older brother had the last page missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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